A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks.
"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".
"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".
"You gave birth to a child!".
"But that's impossible!" says the priest.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,
"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.".
2006-09-27 04:04:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
BOO-YA
2006-09-27 04:07:40 · answer #1 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-09-27 11:07:11 · answer #2 · answered by Dk2432 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good!
Definently going to send this one around.
2006-09-27 11:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's really funny :)
i've never heard anything like that. Who would even think about it?
2006-09-27 11:09:47 · answer #4 · answered by Svetlana G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical:) That's why i don't beleive in any religion, cuz you don't know about the preists anymore:(
2006-09-27 11:08:01 · answer #5 · answered by tookelovalicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give you a thumbs up for that one.
2006-09-27 11:56:51 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very cute
2006-09-27 11:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, heh. I actually like that one...
2006-09-27 11:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by Leader Desslok 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
always. i would not think about it twice. how more f**ked up can he get anyway.
2006-09-27 11:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by ~maryjane~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny as he.ll
2006-09-27 11:06:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋