There was a young lady from Stoke....?

Question

Finish the limerick!

Answer 1

there was a young lady from stoke
who wasn't beyond a good poke
she went in to hanley
found someone called stanley
and told him to go when she woke!

Answer 2

There was a young lady from stoke
who sneezed while getting a poke
the young man went flying-
she yelled,"thank you for trying"!
That was the last that was seen of the bloke.

There was a young lady from Stoke
her leg was swollen and broke
she hopped to the clinic
they put a pin in it
and told her to go home and soak.

There was a young lady from Stoke
she was naked whenever she woke
she claims to not know
where her clothes go
or why her headboard is broke.

There was a young lady from Stoke
she met a sailor bloke
she shivered his timber
even though it was limber
but when it perked up she'd choke

Answer 3

There was a young lady from Stoke,
Who liked nothing more than a poke,
With a hole like a bucket,
And locals to f**k it,
She never had need for a bloke.

Answer 4

Who started off life as a bloke
But he had a quick op
Where they chopped it all off
So he's now a young lady from Stoke.

Answer 5

Who Wanted Me To Give Her A Poke

And No It Wasnt A Joke

I Made Her Sniff Some Coke

And Told Her Im Her Bloke

Answer 6

Who decided she needed a poke

She drank lots of brown ale

In a pub in Port Vale

And was shagged senseless by most of the blokes

Answer 7

Who was always incredibly broke
She needed a job
But had a big gob
So was never short of a bloke.

Answer 8

there was a young lady from stoke..
who farted whenever she spoke
her friends thought it rude
whenever she ate food
she farted and started to choke.

Answer 9

she had a good poke in the coke shed

Answer 10

who found her fanny no joke,
it was covered it bites, perhaps from the mites
which explained why she never got a poke