My sisters and I used to close a door and then put vaseline under the handle for some poor unsuspecting person (i.e. brother-in-law) to find.
2006-09-27 03:29:30 · 16 answers · asked by curiosity 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cling film the loo. You have to do it really carefully so that you dont get a single crease in it - then its totally invisable. Just make sure your not the one who has to clean up after the victim!!
Also, when I was at school we stole the keys for the grand piano in the hall and wrapped loo roll round all the hammers. When it came to the hymns all the guy playing was some dull thumping sounds. Brilliant.
2006-09-27 03:31:24 · answer #1 · answered by Madam Rosmerta 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This was an un-intentional practical joke -
We were in the middle of Liverpool Street Station (in London) and I had been eating a sausage roll with a little squeezy pack of tomato sauce, and i had some sauce left in the pack.
So my friend convinced me to drop it on the ground and hopefully someone would step on it and get sauce all up their leg...
We watched as people kicked it around, not seeing it, until one person kicked it under someone else's foot and ... SPLAT!! - tomato sauce all up her leg!
But that's not all.... she saw it and then kicked it further away after wiping her leg, and we were barely getting over pissing ourselves from that when an old lady stepped on the empty package and slipped over!!
Oh, that's awful, isn't it? But it was so funny!! Poor old dear...
2006-09-27 04:45:36 · answer #2 · answered by ~ Cat ~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and a mate sat outside a pub and watched an accident where a telegraph pole got knocked down,later in the evening when it was dark we put the post across the path where there was no street light, then we sat back down outside the pub and watched come closing time to see who wouldn't see it..haha 5 p.issed up people straight over face first within 15 mins.Left us in stitches..
2006-09-27 03:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by martinsbits2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear the memories, ...when i worked for British coal , Me and a mate put a sign up saying " Puma track suits for sale " " not seconds £10 " we then put another mates phone number on. This was just before Xmas a few years ago and his phone rang day and night for a couple of weeks. The work force was 1400 .
2006-09-27 03:34:36 · answer #4 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
putting lifeavers in the showerhead, when the mark takes a hot shower the candy melts and coats them with sugar, they do not realize it right away, but them they are all sticky the rest of the day, and cant wait to get home and take another shower.and the joke repeats itself,
also you record your empty bathroom for like 5 minutes, then when you have a party put the tape in the vcr, let everyone know its just a empty recording of your bathroom, when the mark goes in to the bathroom, have everyone start laughing when the mark comes to see what is on the tv all they see is the empty bathroom they just left from,
2006-09-27 03:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A neighbour was doing some electrical work for my parents, and I had an old cracker left over from christmas. So I took out the banger and when he turned the fuse box back on under the stairs I pulled it standing right behind him. Scared the hell out of him!
2006-09-27 03:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here is a great prank we played in college.
At night, take out the light bulbs in the bathroom.
Next, put a tight film of Saran wrap over the toilet bowl.
When the next person comes in to use the restroom, they will either splatter liquid waste all over themselves or worse.
Gross, but funny.
2006-09-27 03:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take some clear fingernail polish and cover the bar of soap in the bathroom so when you have guests that take a shower or go to wash their hands they'll wonder why they can't get the soap to lather.or rearange the door knob in the bathroom so that the lock is on the outside hahaha.you can also glue the lids shut on the shampoo and conditioner bottles.
2006-09-27 03:50:07 · answer #8 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one that was on my step daughter. I took out the light in the bed room. then I got a scary mask. and put it on a chair. as well as a tee shirt and a pair of pants. when she came home to put on the light she says O great the light doesn't work then she spotted the scary mask I never heard her scream so loud in all my life.after a second she laughed, all in good fun
2006-09-27 05:03:20 · answer #9 · answered by Robert G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I put a life sized stuffed jaguar just inside the door of my bedroom, so when my sister came home to visit for the weekend, she actually pissed her pants.
2006-09-27 03:37:11 · answer #10 · answered by Ha Ha! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋