Dear All
I would like to emmigrate from Britain to Iran and would like to know how to obtain social housing, free health care and other benefits.
Unfortunately I don't speak the language and have no intention of learning it? Will this be a problem? Will I still be able to claim job seekers allowance?
I am a devout Christian and will be looking to build a church at a convenient location to my house, can this be done?
My biggest problem though lies with the political and religious beliefs of the Iranians. I hate the way they claim the west is responsible for all of the ills of the world and I plan to protest against this by blowing some of them up. At the very least I will be burning an effigy of their leaders outside the local mosque to demonstrate my unhappiness wiith their refusal to let me get drunk on a Sunday.
I hope they don't think I'm there for all those privaledges that are not available in other less developed countries.
2006-09-27 03:26:50 · 12 answers · asked by Smiler 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
hmmmm, I'm slightly alarmed that a couple of posters consider my post seious.
'You don't know what Irony is do you Baldric?!'
2006-09-27 03:33:36 · update #1
Thank you to all of you who expressed concern over my safety. But I have a plan. When I arrive in Iran and have my visa I intend to invite my family and everyone from my home town to join me - safety in numbers. Then I'll have 600 children and make sure they all grow up knowning just whole cruel the Iranian state has been to allow us so much liberty. Then they'll be sorry.
2006-09-27 03:53:38 · update #2
Have you heard the song Stairway to Heaven by Led Zep? Well, i suggest u change it to Stairway to Hell. Good idea mate, the extremists are having a difficult time finding targets at the moment. A volunteer to be a target?
2006-09-27 03:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by Scouser7674 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When the Iranian Immigration interview you, you need to be sympathic to there ways, and show how you love Allah as you've converted to Isam. You most also promise to kill all westeners that cross your path, have your family back in the UK send half of their benefits back to Iran, and then you'll have no problem getting in. Once there you can do what you bloody well like. Claim you are a minority who never gets anything, that you live in poverty, even though you own your £159,00 house outright and also own two other house that amast to £340,00 which are also owned outright, whilst driving round in a your £10,000 car that's also been bought by cash, and claim your discrimated against when applying for jobs(but don't acutally bother turning up to any job interviews even though social security are threatening to take your benefits away), and then go out and cause a couple of riots which you might get away with the first riot, and so sure about the other two.
2006-09-27 10:51:28 · answer #2 · answered by trackie1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are truly serious, you are on a suicide mission! You want to build a church in Iran?!? You are heading to suicide before you even post the 1st brick on your church.
If you aren't aware, Iran is the chief sponsor of Islamofascism, and is certainly not a tolerant country. I would wait just a bit more, at least right after the nuke was dropped on Tehran to go spread the words of Jesus in that country.
2006-09-27 10:45:32 · answer #3 · answered by EDDie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you wait a few months, theres a few Nuclear bombs going that way, you can maybe hitch a ride.
But i recommend parachuting off around the Afghanistan area, you should get the view of a lifetime from there.
Good Luck.
2006-09-27 10:45:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to see a Psychiatrist ASA. Hope you get the help you need. Anyone considering going to Iran has to be mentally ill, Christian or not.
2006-09-27 10:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by mimi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Iran is looking for free thinkers like yourself. Go to the website
www.iranwantsmoremartyrs.com
And good luck to you.
2006-09-27 10:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moron! Yes, please go to Iran. We'll see you on the news footage after the entire country goes up in flames someday.
2006-09-27 10:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont think most people took the time to read your whole message,thats funny
2006-09-27 10:48:16 · answer #8 · answered by john doe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy become a terrorist, and have a lobotomy
2006-09-27 10:33:37 · answer #9 · answered by Conor 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow!!!
great minds think alike, i wonder if they will pay for you when you get there, like we have to when they come here...nice! i like it..
2006-09-27 10:34:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋