2006-09-27 02:49:49 · 32 answers · asked by Not Your Friend 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We go into McDonalds and order a double cheese cholesterolburger, large fries and a DIET coke.
We park a £20,000 car out in the street and put half a ton of useless junk away in the garage.
The banks spend thousands of pounds sending us junk mail, and chain the pens to the counter.
A woman will NEVER go to the hairdresser without doing her hair first.
2006-09-29 13:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
George Dubya actually got elected 1 out of 2 times?
2006-09-27 02:59:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That the winkle of a hedgehog is bigger proportionally than a human male's? Funny. True.
2006-09-27 03:27:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's funny but it's true, what is
answer = it's
2006-09-27 03:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by louise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the duck answer but for gods sake dont give him the points. he is a narcassist on an unimaginable mission.
2006-09-28 09:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah the life - But truths are some time are bitter
2006-09-27 02:52:54 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...Two friends of mine went to college at Virginia Tech. Bill was studying computer science, and Mike was studying architecture.
...They were walking around the campus one day, and they started to discuss their fields of study.
...Bill (the computer science major) said to Mike, "You know Mike, I've been thinking about the differences in each of our chosen fields, and I have determined this - that what I am studying is abstract, and what you are studying is more concrete."
...Mike (the budding architect) cracked up.
2006-09-27 03:37:50 · answer #7 · answered by carson123 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
George W Bush.Is the best president in the history of AMERICA
2006-09-27 08:45:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that we have only 1 life to live
2006-09-27 03:35:09 · answer #9 · answered by fizzakhan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny cos its true that midgets can kick them selfs in the forehead..
2006-09-27 03:46:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋