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2 flys in the desert decide to rest after a long day's flight.
Not knowing their landmarks, one camps in the but of a woman and the other in her vagina.
The next day the flies awake and ask each other how they slept.
The fly who slept in the but stated "I slept okay, but I kept smelling this foul asss wind!"
The one who slept in the vagina stated "Man I aint get no sleep. This baldhead dude kept peepin in my window and spitting on me!"

2006-09-27 02:49:29 · 5 answers · asked by superbad~honeydip 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

If she had flies, the bald headed dude must have been awful desperate.

2006-09-27 03:46:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The bald dude just peeked in the wind and spit? So was the woman's line "Is it in yet?" because you'd think that fly would get a pounding.

2006-09-27 10:00:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

for the one fly... that stinks & for the other its a good thing that he "came" out.
It takes 2 flys to screw in a light bulb but, don't ask me how they got in there.

thanks,

SS

2006-09-27 10:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by Starscream 4 · 0 0

Eeeew, ha ha not a naughty joke obviously

2006-09-27 09:53:51 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

crazzy flies

2006-09-27 10:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by tom m 1 · 0 0

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