this isn't a joke but can you be bothered?

Question

to make up a poem about me and my darling Jon Bonjovi.
It could get you 10 points.
But no dissing him. I love him. My name is Christine
no insulting him please. i want an original poem. no roses are red rubbish, ok..

whoa. Faye h, i love the man. I have done for years. I have just been to see bonjovi in Southampton. 40 thousand of us all screaming for more. Cheesy or not they were excellent. Jon had the crowd eating out of his hand. I will always Keep the Faith. Why did you take it as a personal affront to other rock bands.
You sound very bitter and i dont want to swear or get into a slanging match with you but each to his own hey. We all have our favourites, and JONBON is mine ok....go walk into the sunset with all those who have answered with rude peoms. this is meant to be a bit of fun on a boring afternoon, whats up wi you. have ya got pre menstrual tension. go sort yourself out .........Have A Nice Day...

whoa. Faye h, i love the man. I have done for years. I have just been to see bonjovi in Southampton. 40 thousand of us all screaming for more. Cheesy or not they were excellent. Jon had the crowd eating out of his hand. I will always Keep the Faith. Why did you take it as a personal affront to other rock bands.
You sound very bitter and i dont want to swear or get into a slanging match with you but each to his own hey. We all have our favourites, and JONBON is mine ok....go walk into the sunset with all those who have answered with rude poems. this is meant to be a bit of fun on a boring afternoon, whats up wi you. have ya got pre menstrual tension. go sort yourself out .........Have A Nice Day...

oh by the way faye Bonjovi have sold more than 35 million albums in the USA and over 105 million worlwide. So eat my dust.....

Answer 1

to Christine W Jon`s the best
he`ll always be above the rest
she doesn't care that this lot thinks
that he`s no good an his music stinks
Jonbons been her idol for so many years
his voice sweet like honey to her ears
Hes like a Greek God in her eyes
And always will be till she dies

Answer 2

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message Jon Bon Jovi is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love for me Christine would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

Answer 3

There I stood at the golden gate
my head was bent and low
I merely asked that man of fate
which way I had to go

What have you done St. Peter asked
to seek admission here
I been in love with Jon Bonjovi
for many and many a year

As St. Peter opened wide the gate
he gazed on me as well
come in and choose a harp said he
your life must have been hell, DOH

Answer 4

in the light of the stage,
i see you rage,
it comes out as notes or harmony,
the light seems to dim,
till only one spot light blazes,
with the smoke from the pryro,s hazing,
its like im in a dream,
with john pointing at me,
christine i say to myself,
could this be real, do i need help?
but no wait it is,
i bought the tickets last week when i was hanging out with josh, joe and biz,
oh my this is so cool,
i get to go up there,
i hope i diont fall ill look like a fool,
im so nervous, my hand twitches,
he grabs it then he lifts me,
on to tht wonder of magic and glee,
oh my jesus im singing with mr. john bonjovi,
oh glee and flow,
im up here doing a duet,
oh wow, this is my day,
im so happy i dont know what to say.

Answer 5

Christine's a wacko
who's just outgrown jacko
and fancies bon jovi instead
she went to a party and acted all tarty
and's now giving jonboy some head.

I know you wanted a poem, but the best I could do was a rude limerick.

Answer 6

jon bonjovi went walking 1 day,
got so thirsty along the way.
he spotted christine and said oohlala,
he said help me help me please ma.
he fell down on his knees,
and said marry me please.
she said yes oh yes i surely will,
he carried her up a big steep hill.
and then they had a family of three,
a little girl named cheree.
afew yrs later a boy named bill,
they lived in peace as in god;s will.

Answer 7

to my dear sweet love christine
u are my angel of angels,
my queen of queens,
i love u forever and all in between

to jon bonjovi
u are my leader of leaders
my king of kings
write christine a poem or ull soon be gone

Answer 8

...................Christine.........................

Living in a dream, with my girl Christine,
she's got long dark hair, and she's dirty and clean.
She doesn't think i know, when we're all alone.
With my music in her head, and her body in the zone.

One day it's gonna happen, like a wise man said.
Wanna be the one beside you, as you laying on your bed.
So close your pretty eyes, when your on your own.
And your hands are sure to find the place, that we have known.

Christine x

Answer 9

My darling Jon Bon, I love you so much
My special ladies area, i want you to touch

No fumbling about, stop making me titter
Get straight to it, and pop it up my shitter!

Answer 10

ooh Faye, you tried to be sooooo clever but failed to realise that music is subjective so you can't be right or wrong, still nice try.