My personal favourite is ,
Have you got a mirror in your pocket ? Because im sure i can see myself in your knickers.
Normally gets a smile , and once someone returned with their knickers and said , here you are now you can put them on !!! Good come back i have to admit.
2006-09-27 02:04:23 · 26 answers · asked by Ben C 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
In my experience the corny chat-up lines never work, just make ya' wanna cringe. I prefer the more sincere direct approach. Here's some I haven't dared use....yet!
"If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"(classic oldie)
"If i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"
"Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten"
Break a bit of ice on the bar and say.. "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"
"I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button"
(Look down at your crotch) "Well It's not just going to suck itself"
See what I mean, totally corny!
2006-09-27 02:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Bont11 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the type you doin?? 10 tonne polar undergo. i know i'm speaking rubbish inspite of the incontrovertible fact that it breaks the ice. i'm no Fred Flintstone yet i will make your mattress rock. There all so undesirable. I dont think of i've got ever used a communicate up line.
2016-12-12 16:02:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur dad must ave been a thief cuz he stole the stars out of the sky to put in your eyes. that is very corny but somehow sweet
2006-09-28 00:14:47 · answer #3 · answered by Nickie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.your name must be micky cos ur soo fine (that was actually used) :s
2.if i said u had a nice body would u hold it against me (i was like :I)
3.chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.
2006-09-27 02:26:20 · answer #4 · answered by <3 ...sEz... <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband approached me in a bar. He licked his finger, touched it to the sleeve of my jacket and said..."lets get you out of those wet clothes!"
Make em laugh.
2006-09-27 02:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by Madam Rosmerta 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best chat up line is no chat up line at all. Be friendly and she'll either like you or not.
2006-09-27 02:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by gowdymail 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
'You are beautiful and I'm brilliant, so on no account should we be allowed to breed with any of this lot' worked for me... and to the guy who said 'nice legs, when do they open?', my response would be 'nice mouth, when does it shut?'
2006-09-27 02:30:45 · answer #7 · answered by keys780 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOT MILK? or em u have 205 bones in ur body want another one
2006-09-27 02:11:36 · answer #8 · answered by lorlei 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dont know the best chat up line ,,but my answer would be ..come back when i dont have time to talk to you
2006-09-27 02:06:46 · answer #9 · answered by kathy_madwoman_bates 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there a phone nearby? I need to call my mom and tell her that I've just met the woman of my dreams.
2006-09-27 02:11:39 · answer #10 · answered by Motorpsycho 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋