a collegue has asked me to post this
2006-09-27 01:56:18 · 15 answers · asked by amethyst2 4 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Dear Emma
Uncle hedgehog will answer your plea, you have to note that bosses are like nappies they are full of shi*e and hang around your ar*e!
I know it is tempting to get mad with them, however I suggest you just smile at them and that will have them worried about you. Thus they will leave you alone.
Have a nice day! theluckyhedgehog xxxx
2006-09-27 02:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best way I've found to 'kill the boss', is to think it all out in your mind. By then, the jolly deed has been done and you would have accomplished your most dreamed about murder..........and can smile everytime you look at him/her, with all the hate you can muster, in your heart. In these few words, I've already committed 2-3 worthwhile 'kills'. LOL! Have a great fun day.
2006-09-27 02:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by skyeblue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was once told by a pool guy that if you put a body in the chlorine tank of a swimming pool it will have totally vanished within 2 days....
Might be easier just to get another job though.
2006-09-27 01:59:09 · answer #3 · answered by Madam Rosmerta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't. Crime does not pay. Best to just get a new job. Hey, I know - I've had bosses I felt like killing too. But it is just not worth it. Don't even think about it.
2006-09-27 01:59:20 · answer #4 · answered by harridan5 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You pray for the boss.
The Bible says that if you diligently pray for an enemy, then the results will be like "heaping burning coals upon his head". Of course this type of prayer would for the persons blessings and benefit and not a 'kill my enemies oh Lord" type of prayer.
2006-09-27 01:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by William T 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
With a poison that cannot be found in his biological fluids.hihihihi!poisonnnnnnnnnn!
2006-09-27 02:01:08 · answer #6 · answered by Vera 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you realise that you and your colleague have just committed a crime - ie conspiracy to commit murder?
lol
2006-09-27 02:05:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on the butler.
2006-09-27 02:03:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try jumping out on him and giving him heart attack then tell everyone he suffered from stress
2006-09-27 02:03:04 · answer #9 · answered by kathy_madwoman_bates 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a knife and shoot him. Self defence some might say!
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2006-09-27 02:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋