A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand.The driver holds up two hands . Next, the woman points up , the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast, the driver grabs his cr-otch. Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.
A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all about.
The driver explained, "The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents. Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her it was going downtown. Then, she asked if the bus was going past the dairy, and I told her it was going past the ballpark......"
The passenger interjected,
"Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus?" The driver continued, "She replied, Oh $hit, I'm on the wrong bus!"
2006-09-27 01:32:16 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha haaaa haa this is what i am talking about!
2006-09-27 01:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-09-27 02:08:23 · answer #2 · answered by Fred K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad. 8/10
2006-09-27 01:58:08 · answer #3 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the scale of 6th - 8th grade humor, an 8.
2006-09-27 03:13:21 · answer #4 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-09-27 02:44:27 · answer #5 · answered by superbad~honeydip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/10..didnt laugh at all
2006-09-27 01:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great, 10/10. u have more? pl send me
2006-09-27 02:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its gets afull gafaw for that one....
w00t
2006-09-27 01:52:17 · answer #8 · answered by Mindwalker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. I love this joke! It's a good one! LOL. 10.
2006-09-27 15:13:23 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi there..
My hats off to you...
thanks....
and best wishes too..
2006-09-27 01:45:47 · answer #10 · answered by suresh k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋