I mean come on, hasn't the guy just had bad press all this time?
2006-09-27 00:46:15 · 34 answers · asked by itchy colon 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks to all the zealots out there, I especially like the metaphor of the dent in the bread pan(?). But I especially like the idea of dancing girls and midgets....any chance of an invite?
2006-09-27 01:00:21 · update #1
If it weren't for the devil we would have no fun at all, would we? Who else are we gonna blame that orgy, with the dancing girls and midgets, on?
2006-09-27 00:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by rswdew 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hi!
People do not have an idea HOW SATAN PASSIONATELY HATE HUMANS! Even those who serve do not know of his capabilities to destroy them...Satan is bad even for his children...I really feel sorry who are into the real "spritual occult"....
I am often surprised at some Americans who boast about their involvement in Wicca, Witchcraft and other pagan religions...anyway TV has conditioned their mind NOT to see anything wrong with such things through films Like "Harry Porter", "Charmed" etc...
People think there is "INNOCENT WITCHCRAFT" and "old mythical witcraft"...People do not know that Satan has "DEPARTMENTS" to suit EVERYONE! For the so called "civilized", he introduced Wicca and other false religions to them and for Africans in Africa, he has introduced "REAL WITCHCRAFT" where they mutilate children, as a TRADITION
Satan has destroyed even some his best witches after they died...he promised them peace and his kingdom but when they got to hell, he ordered the demons to torment them more!
Look at this verses:
John 8:44 "You are of your father the devil... He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him... for he is a liar and the father of lies.
1. He is encourages death, including pre-mature one, arbotions etc
2. He encourages lying...cheating of husbands and wives, children, business partners etc
Look at what people will be saying when they see Satan in Hell:
Isaiah 14:16-17
Those who see you will stare at you and ponder over you: 'Is this the man who made the earth tremble, who shook kingdoms, who made the world like a desert and overthrew its cities, who did not let his prisoners go home?
Hug!
2006-09-27 01:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by Hope Dollar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is the One. So the devil, as with all things, is a part of God.
He represents the temptation to move away from the journey back to the One. His role is essential, otherwise the whole game would be too easy.
2006-09-27 00:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by joju 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Salman Rushdie had a good take on that.
His story went along the lines of a devil taking the flack for all the bad in the world, whilst all the while, being good in himself, while a god was credited with all the good and all the time battling with evil thoughts...
;)
2006-09-27 00:52:16 · answer #4 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
God & The Devil are one and the same - ALPHA & OMEGA - GOOD & EVIL - LIGHT & DARK, etc, etc, etc...
To assume that GOD is all good is most unwise, as we all have a Dark Side...
"Assumption - The mother of all F**k-Ups."
After all, there can be only ONE!
Note: In the Star Wars stories, the Jedi avoided the Dark Side of the Force which resulted in their downfall - Only when Luke Skywalker became balanced in both the Light & Dark side of the Force could the Jedi return...
2006-09-27 00:56:06 · answer #5 · answered by John Trent 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Some religious texts suggest that the Devil had a double-ended phallus. Meaning he was able to fornicate with two women at the same time.
So when he pulls a bird in a nightclub he can do her fat ugly mate as well!!
Dosn't sound bad to me...
2006-09-27 00:55:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Which "The Devil" are you asking about, considering there's more than one.
The fantabulous tracks "Hallelujah For Satan" and "Lucifer is my Pen Pal" can be downloaded at: http://www.music-db.org/misc/5807b308.html - unfortunately for those who like freebies, they charge a whole $0.99 a song (from what I can gather on their site), but the music's definitely worth it, and Paul Mitchell's a great bloke. :)
2006-09-27 14:33:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say that the being responsible for leading millions of souls into hell is bad to the bone, bad with a capital B.
2006-09-27 00:49:40 · answer #8 · answered by David S 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What are you thinking? He was the one who messed it all up for us! When god cursed Adam and Eve by making them eventually die, it makes you wonder. How could god make it possible for people to die if it already happened? Humans wouldn't have to die if it weren't for them. We inherited sin from them like a dent inside a bread pan. For more info. contact Jehovah's Wittnesses at www.watchtower.org
2006-09-27 00:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by DerekM 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
May b a lill less BAD still the bottom line is He's Evil
2006-09-27 00:50:15 · answer #10 · answered by Cherry 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋