This granny is walking down the street, dragging two garbage bags with her. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the granny....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" " Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, good idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck!
By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, ""not all of them pay up"
2006-09-27 00:44:30 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Omg! *ouch*...must have hurt
2006-09-27 00:56:43 · answer #1 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the two farm hands who fancy the farmer's daughter. Every morning she wanders behind the stone wall by the woods carrying a carrot.
"Why does she do that?" Asks one of the hands.
"Well." Says the other. "Her friend told me that because she enjoys sex but has no boyfriend she sticks the carrot in a hole in the wall and goes down on it backwards until she's satisfied."
"Wow," Says the other. "I think I'll follow her on the other side of the wall and when she puts the carrot in the hole I'll pull it through and stick my d!ck in it's place."
He sneaks off and follows the girl until she stops and as the carrot is placed in the hole pulls it through and sticks his dick through the hole.
A few minutes later the second farm hand is surprised to see him walking back, bent double and clutching his genitals where blood can be seen streaming through.
"Hellfire, what happened to you?" Asks the second hand aghast at the sight.
"You swine." Gasps the other. "It's your fault. You didn't tell me she sharpened the carrot first!"
2006-09-27 08:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-09-27 08:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by ANTHONY A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-Oh!! LOL. LOL.Bad Granny! Bad Granny!
2006-09-27 22:18:40 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
very nice
2006-09-27 07:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly!
2006-09-27 07:52:09 · answer #6 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good got any other good jokes
2006-09-27 09:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by padreperson1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol and ouch
2006-09-27 09:44:49 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yucky but funny...roflmao...thanks!
2006-09-27 08:02:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-09-27 07:48:44 · answer #10 · answered by gin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋