All you need is a bit of cheese and some pickle, perhaps a bit of salad if you're a southerner and you're well away.
2006-09-26 23:04:36 · 21 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
im a Southerner, sod the salad, just give me the Branstons pickle, cheese, pickled onions and a huge bit of crust bread sounds good to me....thats it, im off to M&S......
2006-09-26 23:21:17 · answer #1 · answered by jude 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The answer I thought of was so sacrilegious I can't bring myself to write it. But it involved pickled onions and the Disciples, and was based on His proven remarkable ability to turn water into wine.
Right, I'm closing the windows now.
2006-09-27 06:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guy needs a mate. A libation is critical. An occasional date with the devil is requirement of all beings. Survival is a perfect of the flesh. a million. Procreation(unique sin) 2. renovation(sin compounded) 3. Denial of one million. &2. I say, Cheers, Lachaim, Bottoms Up, and many extra.
2016-11-24 21:54:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, no - you've got it all in the wrong context. When He talked about bread He was actually talking about cash.........money, wonga, dough, wedge!
i.e. Man can't live on money alone, he needs other things like a tasty bird, his mates, beer etc. etc.
2006-09-26 23:20:23 · answer #4 · answered by Grizzly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.. Jesus knew that Chinese eat rice and later Macro Polo brought noodles (pasta) back to Italy from China.
He hinted that man could have lots of choices!
2006-09-27 05:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by Aileen HK 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to the Pub the other day and had a Ploughman's lunch...
...He wasn't too happy! hahaha :o)
2006-09-26 23:07:30 · answer #6 · answered by crafty1980 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was hinting that man should not live for material wealth alone but also for the spiritual wealth of man.
2006-09-26 23:20:24 · answer #7 · answered by Christa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More likely he was trying to get some fish off of someone so he could make his world famous cod in breadcrumbs.
2006-09-26 23:07:03 · answer #8 · answered by babyeddieuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
a diet of bread bread and more bread with bread pudding for afters would be boring for any one of us
although i think what jesus was trying to say was 'you need MORE than just food to live'
2006-09-26 23:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by Aslan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always thought he was talking about beer, or women. Or beer and women.. and nuts, dry roasted maybe. Ooh and don't forget cigarettes and Mars Bars.
Or maybe he just meant margarine?
2006-09-26 23:15:24 · answer #10 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋