BEST question JOKE gets 10 pt.
i've read this one the other day, a lady post it:
What do you call a chinese baby born ?
Sum Ting Wong !!
it was awesome.
The joke must be a question starting with [ who, why, when,where,how...etc]
Thanks !!!
2006-09-26 22:23:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
People Really Ask These Things In Court
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: How old is your son - the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Did he kill you?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
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Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses!
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Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.
Q: - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures.... U Continue to do so.
What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving.
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board's legs are hard to open
What's the position to make ugly babies?
Ask your parents.
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?
Artifical intelligence.
Why are men like diapers?
They are always on my *** and full of **** - thank goodness they're disposable!
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!''
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?''
Q: Why can you never trust a woman?
A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and does not die?
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
Q: What is long, hard, and filled with semen?
A: A submarine.
2006-09-26 23:06:44 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
who invented the word ***?
my pissed off neighbour!
what did da banana say to the two orranges?
arent i supposed to be between u two!
what did da big chimney say to the small chimney?
u r too young to snmoke!
why did the blonde stay up all night studying?
she had a urine test in the morning
teach:when was hitler born?
student:in his birthday
teach:whose the first person to go to moon?
student:superman
teach:how did u just get 1 out of 50 in the test?
student:why ya askin me?YOU gave me the marks!
teach:why r u so stupid?
student:cause YOU are my teacher!!
what did santa do when he had a scrap condom?
he threw his unwanted babies from the chimney!
2006-09-27 05:45:24 · answer #2 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a China Man with Only 1 Leg
Ti Wan Shoo
2006-09-27 11:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by rhijoa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What chinese will call a baby if he he/she were unexpected?
Sum Ting Wong !!! (Some Thing Wrong eg.:May be scrap condom!!)
2006-09-27 06:01:57 · answer #4 · answered by Nino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a car with 2 white people in front and 3 negroes behind?
A police patrol
2006-09-27 05:26:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you rub on a sick pig?
Oinkment.
I know thats bad, but after the 1st 2 thought I better keep it clean
2006-09-27 05:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the mouse say to make the carabao faint?
"Carabao, I'm pregnant.... You're the father."
sorry for my bad english
2006-09-27 05:40:04 · answer #7 · answered by Here I am 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush.
2006-09-27 07:57:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the frog say when he fell of the roof?
KWAK
2006-09-27 10:08:05 · answer #9 · answered by Eyeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who is the dumbest person on earth
ans- so simple thats u ofcourse
2006-09-27 05:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by caru 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋