Will you make me a sandwich?

Question

but you have to be female, 20-25, hot, and a blonde, preferrably with tan skinned, but not necessary. So, get to it!

Answer 1

how about a knuckle sandwich?

Answer 2

Lets see....... how about....?

Heck, just take your pick if you want a snack!

ITALIAN ROAST BEEF SANDWICH

4-6 lbs. roast beef
3-4 lg. onions
1 tbsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
1/2 tsp. marjoram
1-2 lg. carrots
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. garlic
1/2 tsp. Italian seasoning
1/2 tsp. seasoning salt
1/4 tsp. basil
1/2 tsp. oregano

Place beef in roasting pan. Fill pan half full with water. Sprinkle roast with half of the tablespoon salt, put remainder in water. Lay sliced onion and carrots over roast and in water. Sprinkle with marjoram. Roast meat at 350 degree in covered pan 3-4 hours. Refrigerate roast overnight in broth. Next day, slice very thin. Bring beef broth to boil, add seasonings and simmer 5 minutes. Carefully lay sliced beef into broth, keeping slices intact. Pour broth over beef. Cover and heat in 350 degree oven. Serve on buttered buns or hard rolls. (Butter keeps rolls from getting soggy.) Serves 12-14.


TUNA PUFF SANDWICH

1 (7 oz.) can tuna, flaked
1 1/2 tsp. prepared mustard
1/4 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
1/4 c. Hellmann's mayonnaise
1 1/2 tsp. grated onion
2 tbsp. green pepper, chopped
3 hamburger rolls, split
6 slices tomatoes
1/2 c. mayonnaise
1/4 c. grated or shredded cheese or slices will do

Blend first 6 ingredients. Pile onto bun halves. Top each with tomato slices. Blend 1/2 the mayonnaise with cheese and spread on tomato slice. Broil 4 inches from heat, until topping browns and puffs. Takes a few minutes. Very good.

SALMON SALAD COUNTRY CLUB SANDWICH

24 slices white sandwich bread,
trimmed slightly

SALMON SALAD FILLING:
16 oz. canned red salmon, drained,
skinned, flaked & deboned
1/4 c. pimiento
1/4 c. green pepper, minced
1 tsp. onion, grated
1/4 c. Miracle Whip
Mix all ingredients together; set aside.

SPINACH SALAD FILLING:
16 oz. soft cream cheese
1/2 c. chopped parsley
1/2 c. minced fresh spinach
2 tbsp. milk
2 drops hot pepper sauce
Mix all ingredients together; set aside.

EGG SALAD FILLING:
6 eggs, hard cooked, chopped
1/2 c. celery, minced fine
1 tsp. grated onion
1/2 c. Miracle Whip
Season to taste

Mix all ingredients together; set aside. Spread 4 slices of bread with Miracle Whip for each sandwich. Line with lettuce and stack 3 different salads on 3 slices of bread and top with remaining slice of bread. Cut diagonally, and place on plate and serve. Tomato slices, gherkins and potato chips make a good accompaniment. Yield: 6 servings.

TRIPLE-DECKER SANDWICH

Mayonnaise
Honey mustard or 1000 Island dressing
Rye bread
Lettuce
Sm. tomato
Swiss cheese
Cheddar cheese
Sliced baked ham
Sliced turkey

Generously coat one side of three slices of bread with mayonnaise, 1000 Island dressing or honey-mustard. Then alternate bread, lettuce, tomato, sliced baked ham, Swiss cheese, sliced turkey and Cheddar cheese to build sandwich.


feeling better now.....?

Answer 3

now why would you want someone like that to make you a sandwich??? you just know she is gonna forget to put the bread into it....

Answer 4

ok...i wil make u sandwich...come 2 our house

Answer 5

{[]} Here's your sandwish... The cook has the description you asked for...

Bon Appetit

Answer 6

why limit yourself? I mean.. it all gets eaten either way.. close your eyes and shut up and eat.

Answer 7

ask her to make me one as well

Answer 8

if she has to do it for you, then send her to me i will teach her!!

Answer 9

No