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There is a headless mouse next to it...

2006-09-26 21:24:38 · 29 answers · asked by Henry 5 in Pets Cats

I'm serial...

2006-09-26 21:32:03 · update #1

29 answers

Great, now I'm going to have nightmares now!
Thanks a lot Henry, your mean. :(

2006-09-26 21:29:00 · answer #1 · answered by Kim 4 · 1 0

Skin rabbit then cut into chunks.
Dust with flour then brown in 1tbs oil
add 2 chopped carrots some celery and an onion along with a can of broth or bullion simmer 40 min and enjoy
Give the cat the lower leg meat-more flavor but stringy.

2006-09-27 04:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You really should ask the What should I do retard. Wait..how about rabbit stew for dinner? Let the cat have the mouse.

2006-09-27 04:33:54 · answer #3 · answered by worldneverchanges 7 · 0 0

If you are serious, please go bury the rabbit. If you do not the rabbit ghost will haunt you. You will hear the crunching of tiny carrots in the middle of the night. It's terrible. May I also ask why there are so many dead animals in your house? I think it's important you call the police and turn yourself in.

2006-09-27 04:29:22 · answer #4 · answered by Amy D 1 · 2 0

pghmarty forgot: You can't make good rabbit and mouse stew without potatoes and a soupcon of garlic! Your cat is obviously the gourmet in your family, as he/she kept the heads for him/herself!

2006-09-27 04:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by therealme 3 · 0 0

Your cat is either trying to teach you how to hunt or providing you with food because he thinks you are his child. The only correct response is to praise him, then get down on your hands and knees and eat them in front of him. Don't forget to purr.

2006-09-27 04:35:19 · answer #6 · answered by galacticsleigh 4 · 2 0

Make some rabbit stew or something - rabbit is good meat.

2006-09-27 06:19:25 · answer #7 · answered by favreervaf 2 · 0 0

Put the bodies under the wheels of your neighbours car make sure nobody sees you. When they go out to start the car then run out and scream "My pets you bastards look were you park" and see what happens...

2006-09-27 04:34:11 · answer #8 · answered by Captain Shamrock 3 · 2 0

start a collection
sew the rabbit head to the mouse and call it a mousabbit

ewww

2006-09-27 04:26:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 2 2

Go praise your cat for the wonderful, priceless gift he or she brought to you and then disgustingly get rid of it behind their back.

2006-09-27 06:09:01 · answer #10 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1 0

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