2006-09-26 21:18:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh yes. Since Jesus only exists in fertile (febrile?) imaginations, I've been subjected to harangues about him several times.
He's like an 'imaginary friend' and you can take that as far as you wish..
2006-09-26 21:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by nora22000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not for 2000 yrs and I'm dubious anyone did experience Jesus even 2000 yrs ago.
Why does this sound like a contorted Jimi Hendrix album...Are You Experienced?...now don't lie to me.
2006-09-27 04:50:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but i had a couple of beers with moses the other day,then we went off and parted some waves for a couple of hours just to kill some time.Then Mary turned up and we went for a curry. Topped off the night with a 3 some back at the stable with some donkey watching from the corner,very off putting..
2006-09-27 04:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by martinsbits2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After 10 rounds of Jose Cuervo and smoking some really good shrooms, I saw him sitting on the bed speaking in croat while 25 homosexuals pranced around the swimming pool outside.
2006-09-27 04:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At what? I am not sure he was experienced at anything. I experience him on the DVD, "The God Who Wasn't". Good stuff.
He could seduce a prostitute. And could whack off with divine impunity.
I would love to have the kind of skill and experience.
2006-09-27 04:23:54 · answer #5 · answered by Mere Mortal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My ancestors did. they were hung in thirteens in honour of Jesus and his twelve disciples. women were burnt alive so as to help encourage them to convert to Jesus and find out about his love. The children were kidnapped so as to be brought up as christians. I guess jesus did say "Behold I make all things new".
2006-09-27 04:22:42 · answer #6 · answered by CJunk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I have experienced the religion Paul created.
2006-09-27 04:22:36 · answer #7 · answered by upallnite 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have Jesus! Yes I have met him, and he is wonderful, savior, prince of peace, good Shepherd, wonderful councilor, Redeemer, Lilly of the valley, rose or Sharon, and so much more. amen I am redeemed, Jesus loosed the chains of sin and set me free.
2006-09-27 04:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by Godb4me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have. At age 4 when my mother committed suicide he became my mother.
At age 4 when my father was sent to prison he became my father.
At age 18 when I used drugs it it caused my to attempt suicide he became my doctor.
At age 4 when I faced being sent to a foster home, he used my "Big-Mamma" to provide for me, becoming my sheild, my covering, and my protector.
At age 22 when I finally gave up on the way I felt I should live my life, and gave my life to him..... he became my saviour.
And presently at age 44, he remains my true friend, mother, father, etc......basically he has become everything to me (smile).
Do you Know Him?.....
2006-09-27 04:35:05 · answer #9 · answered by parnell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I saw him one but it turned out to just be a crazy man
it still had me scared for a few days
2006-09-27 04:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by boo goose 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋