a businessman gets on the plane and is lucky, he gets to sit next to a gorgeous lady. they say hello and he notices she is reading a manual of sexual statistics,
he asks her about it and she repies,
"this is very interesting. it says that american indians, on average, have the longest penises,
and polish men have, on average, the biggest average diameters.
by the way, my name is julie, what's yours?"
he coolly replies..."tonto pokrzewinski, nice to meet you!"
2006-09-26 21:14:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, i hadn't heard it before.
I'd like to share this joke. Hope all of you will like it... ^^
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....
2006-09-27 01:00:33 · answer #1 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's an old Steven Wright joke, told in a different way.
S.W. originally said he was sitting next to a beautiful girl on a bus, and she told him she's a nympho who only gets turned on by Jewish Cowboys. So he says "Hi, I'm Bucky Goldstein".
2006-09-26 21:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by yuntaa_dba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this blond guy gets home early from work,
he hears noise in the upstairs bedroom.
he finds his wife naked in bed, sweating and panting.
'what's up?'
'i'm having a heart attack!' she cries
he runs downstairs to dial 911, and his 4 year old says,
'daddy, daddy, andy the neighbor is in your closet and he's got no clothes on!'
he drops the phone down and storms upstairsand rips open the closet door.
'you rotten b*stard', says the blond husband,
'my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaing the kids!'
2006-09-26 22:12:56 · answer #3 · answered by duhman 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. The joke is funny, though it is a goodie. LOL.
Thank you for the laugh, and I wish you a great evening.
2006-09-27 10:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was fairly lame
Didnt even touch the sides
2006-09-26 21:17:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that joke it was just with a indain and a mexica and his name was tanto rodregize
2006-09-26 21:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by Travis R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOOOOOlllllllllllllllllldddddddddddddd
2006-09-27 01:21:13 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 -very funny - never heard it b4
2006-09-26 21:35:26 · answer #8 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I hadn't heard it before. It was good.
2006-09-26 22:34:04 · answer #9 · answered by Lindamarie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. heard it before but still good joke!
2006-09-26 21:21:08 · answer #10 · answered by trushka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋