A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"
2006-09-26 18:37:06 · 13 answers · asked by halieysmom 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now THAT was a funny joke!
2006-09-26 19:07:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think that one of them would have seen it.
2. Q. How many managers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to screw the bulb into the faucet.
2006-09-27 01:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by Like An Ibis 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
women are very inventive in looking for a solution, aren't they...
this is the proof!
2006-09-27 06:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Eyeline 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw it coming and I still laffed...good joke
2006-09-27 01:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by D M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. That's a goodie! LOL.
2006-09-27 18:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, What is the question, my Friend??
2006-09-27 01:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by thegentle Indian 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha that is sick but funny
2006-09-27 01:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
OH GROSS! lol though
2006-09-27 13:48:01 · answer #8 · answered by CEDMommy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute.
2006-09-27 01:50:59 · answer #9 · answered by bec3tiny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^_^ funny
2006-09-27 01:49:19 · answer #10 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋