Bill Clinton trips and falls over a bridge railing while jogging one morning. Before the Secret Service guys can get to him, three kids who are fishing pull him out of the water below. He’s so grateful, he offers the kids whatever they want.
The first kid shouts, “I want to go to Disneyland with my friends!” and Bill replies, “No problem. I’ll take you on Air Force One.”
The second kid says, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans,” to which Bill says, “I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”
The third kid says, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!”
Clinton, looking perplexed, utters: “But, son, you don’t look like you’re handicapped.”
The kid answers, “I will be once my dad finds out I saved your sorry *** from drowning.”
2006-09-26 17:47:04 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is that a color TV on the wheelchair? :-)
Thanks for the chuckle!
2006-09-26 17:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by ThomasR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor kid - it's a bummer not to be able to choose your parents.
2006-09-27 00:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no not all the time
2006-09-27 00:49:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats funny. never heard that before.
2006-09-27 00:49:57 · answer #4 · answered by Major Tom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids are awesome.....
Better when they grow up and leave home,,,,
2006-09-27 00:50:31 · answer #5 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-27 00:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by tan t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! That was a good one! Thanks!
2006-09-27 00:49:07 · answer #7 · answered by toughguy2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old!!!
2006-09-27 00:48:29 · answer #8 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I LOVE it!!! Thanks, kiddo.
2006-09-27 00:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Thanks
2006-09-27 00:49:23 · answer #10 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋