I would love to be able to sit up front. I would support my man by nodding, clapping and saying amen to all his statments. I would look pretty and wear lots of make up and get my hair done so it piled up real high and fluffy. I would even sing karoke gospel songs that would have everyone admiring my good looks and my voice. I would even cry real tears and ruin my mascara if I got the job.
I can do it. Now all I need is to find me a single hetrosexual preacher man, looking for a wife!
2006-09-26 17:41:36 · 14 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nope
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2006-09-26 17:48:46 · answer #1 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
>>"Once you get yurself one fine God fearing fella, be sure and keep a clean house and spray it down regulary with some Anti-anti Christ spray."<<
and whatever you do, don't ask what the so-called "christ-spray" is made from.
2006-09-26 17:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by RW 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once you get yurself one fine God fearing fella, be sure and keep a clean house and spray it down regulary with some Anti-anti Christ spray.
Praise the Lord sister.
2006-09-26 17:46:46 · answer #3 · answered by tarro 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You sound like Tammy Faye Bakker?
2006-09-26 17:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by ThomasR 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you being mean? Respect will give you respect. Go paint your toe nails or something instead of being sarcastic and ugly. The phone is ringing!!!!!
2006-09-26 17:46:41 · answer #5 · answered by twelfntwelf3 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It sounds like you would be great, and don't forget to have lots of children that look as cute as you!!
2006-09-26 17:47:18 · answer #6 · answered by evolvabit 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just like Moses wife, you could have a herd of goats..
2006-09-26 17:44:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
girl u r going straight 2 hell
2006-09-26 17:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by Sweetpea 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are virgin,it is not yet 100% proof.
2006-09-26 17:44:32 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the avatar that you are using look like a guy!!
2006-09-26 17:47:04 · answer #10 · answered by celtic angel 1972 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋