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A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot that overlooked a golf course. He drove by and noticed a couple inside with the interior dome light on. In the driver’s seat there was a young man reading a computer magazine, while in the backseat was a young woman knitting. Recognizing this as unusual, the officer walked up to the driver’s window and tapped on the glass, asking the man his name and what exactly he was doing. The man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, “My name is John and that’s my girlfriend in the back seat.” “OK, so what are you doing?” asked the officer. “What does it look like?” John answered. “I’m reading a magazine.” Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer asked, “And what’s she doing?” John looked over his shoulder and replied, “What does it look like? She’s knitting, sir.” “And how old are you?” the officer asked John.“I’m 25,” John replied. “And how old is she?” asked the officer. Looking @ his watch, "in 12 minutes she'll be 18

2006-09-26 17:16:37 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

aaaahaahahahhahahahahaaa... that made my day... thankyou

2006-09-26 17:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by legionmober 2 · 0 0

Hmm....not bad lol i give you a 10/10 LOL

2006-09-27 00:55:50 · answer #2 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0 0

hahaha....thanks for cheering up my day and hahahaha again.

2006-09-27 03:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0 0

lame

2006-09-27 00:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0 1

VERY CUTE! I LIKED THAT ONE TOO!

2006-09-27 00:40:18 · answer #5 · answered by backpackwayne 5 · 0 0

Hahahahah funny...........................good 1

2006-09-27 00:19:26 · answer #6 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0 0

Yes, it was...

2006-09-27 00:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0 0

not cute

2006-09-27 00:25:37 · answer #8 · answered by tan t 3 · 0 1

that is funny

2006-09-27 00:18:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that is cute.

2006-09-27 00:22:49 · answer #10 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 0 0

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