There was a middle aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenaged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later, delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time."
2006-09-26 16:47:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OMG lol dude!!
2006-09-26 16:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by babygirl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Out of guilt feeling, I certainly would but with a promise not to do it again for the sake of my family.
In your story, if the wife did not have an extra-marital escapade with another man, I believe that the physical features of the baby boy were the result of his ancestral genes. Genetically, it is true that a beautiful couple can have a super ugly child if the genes of this baby came from his grandparents or even great, great grandparents from his/her father and/or mother who also have/had ugly physical features.
2006-09-26 23:58:21 · answer #2 · answered by Ruzzo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahah Hilarious!
2006-09-26 23:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by incubus71089 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was an interesting story i think the father deserve the truth because if he thinks the boy is not his son i think she should tell him then she said not this time when he asked her if she cheated on him so that let's yoy know that it is a strong possibility that the baby isn't his son let me know what happensgood luck.
2006-09-26 23:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by honey bun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was OK, a predictable ending.
2006-09-27 00:01:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha HA Cute
2006-09-26 23:50:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, I always tell the truth.........I want to know why she married an ugly dude to begin with.......
2006-09-26 23:51:33 · answer #7 · answered by WitchTwo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tht was jus hilarious.. too good.... hahahaaaaa...
2006-09-27 00:49:30 · answer #8 · answered by $~~BrOKeN~~$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke!!!
2006-09-26 23:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by sanam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get it! LMAO!! So funny!
2006-09-26 23:56:43 · answer #10 · answered by Gabriela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋