As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for Lent.
Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult.
Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest night clothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed.
The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.
Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door. "KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!"
Husband: "Guess who?"
Wife: "I know who it is!"
Husband:"Guess what I want?"
Wife: "I know what you want!"
Husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"
2006-09-26 15:53:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wooooo!! You are sooooo B-A-D!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
I love it!!! Kudos. 10.
KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-27 11:53:30 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RE: questioning approximately giving up intercourse for lent? So the next day is Ash Wednesday, and that i grow to be questioning that I would desire to provide up or sacrifice this is amazingly on the factor to my life. and those would be Chocolate, my canine, facebook and intercourse. and that i think of I %. intercourse, its going to be confusing yet i think of I'm gonna do it. all people else giving up some thing this lent season?
2016-12-18 17:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by osterman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave up lint for sex once but not the other way around. That stuff out of your dryer trap is gold.....GOLD I SAY!!
2006-09-26 15:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by Hendo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sex for sex to know their skill after they had been learning from special club
2006-10-01 21:12:33 · answer #4 · answered by ketty n 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it!
2006-09-27 05:36:30 · answer #5 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah! funny funny!
2006-09-26 22:50:22 · answer #6 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok?
2006-09-27 05:42:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
^_^ thanks for the laugh
2006-09-26 17:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thanks
2006-09-26 15:56:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋