Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree.
After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.
Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
2006-09-26 15:51:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I really like this little joke. Do you know why? LOL.
2006-09-27 11:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....great joke. ^^
How's this one?
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....
2006-09-27 01:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is such a cute joke!!!
i once owned a california desert turtle since the day it was born back at home, and some parakeets as well, so i can pretty well picture the entire scenary :)
2006-09-26 22:44:45 · answer #3 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This couple of birds really cunning as well stony-heart .
2006-10-01 21:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by ketty n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha That is a really really good one!! lol I have never heard that one before! lol that is toooo funny!
=D Made me smile!
2006-09-26 15:58:01 · answer #5 · answered by Some one Special 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋