because everytime she opens her legs he see's bush!!!
2006-09-26 15:50:50 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha, funniee...but he can also hot wax her..ouchhh
2006-09-26 20:18:29 · answer #1 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice. how's this one:
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an
American engineer -- are working together one day. They come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of
you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Canada." Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The American Engineer ask's, "I am very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's
about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
2006-09-27 12:59:17 · answer #2 · answered by Megan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Here I thought he likes hiding in deep holes.
2006-09-26 16:01:12 · answer #3 · answered by hopeless 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm, yeah that's it! He hates Bush!!
2006-09-26 15:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by Hendo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he can't get his turbine started!
2006-09-26 15:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by rideitmark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I haven't heard that!
2006-09-26 15:53:03 · answer #6 · answered by Norah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you come you know it, were you with him for a night?
lol
2006-09-26 16:58:12 · answer #7 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-26 15:52:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....hes too busy being a terrorist
2006-09-26 15:52:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-26 16:22:05 · answer #10 · answered by odoiii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋