man and wife are playing golf when her shot flys throught the window of a house. when they get to the house the door is open and a voice says come in. when they enter a man is sitting in a chair near a broken vase. he says are u the people who broke my window they both say yes. he says im a genie that your ball released from the vase you have one wish i get one wish. ok said the couple, we want one million a month for the rest of our lives. done said the genie. now my wish is to make love to your wife i have been in that vase for a thousand yrs. well honey the man says he did give us all that money. so they agree. after they have sex for 2 hrs the genie rolls over to the mans wife and asks. how old r u and your husband? 35 she replies... wow said the genie 35 and u still believe in genies......
2006-09-26 14:50:28 · 11 answers · asked by jimmy b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, funny. I love that.
2006-09-26 14:52:48 · answer #1 · answered by dolphins_chic_69 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...funny one. How's this one?
A man's boat capsizes in the middle of the ocean.
He washes up on a deserted island with nothing
but the clothes on his back. He builds a small
shelter and finds food and water, but he misses
civilization more with each passing day.
While walking on the beach one day, he sees a
beautiful woman emerge from the ocean wearing a
scuba tank and a wetsuit. She says, "You look
like you could use a smoke." She unzips a pocket
on one arm of her wetsuit, pulls a Cuban cigar from
inside, and hands it to the man. The man smokes
slowly, and tells her that it is the finest cigar that
he has ever smoked.
"How about a drink?" the woman asks. She unzips
another pocket, reaches in, and pulls out a small
flask. "It's a 17-year-old, single malt scotch, aged
in oak," the woman tells him. The man is almost
beside himself with joy as he sips the drink.
The woman then begins unzipping the front of her
wetsuit. "Want to play around?" she asks.
"Damnnn!" the man says. "You have a set of golf
clubs in there too?"
2006-09-27 02:02:03 · answer #2 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it!!! What approximately this one? a woman become enjoying golfing and teed off on the 1st hollow. After downing her putt she moved onto the 2nd tee yet become hit by ability of a stray golfing ball from right here occasion. Her acquaintances took her to the club residing house to get well. After approximately quarter-hour she feels properly sufficient to proceed so gets up and is going to the door. The club captain asked what had befell. She replied she become hit by ability of a golfing ball. "the place?" asked the captain. "between the 1st and 2nd hollow." she replied. He replied "i've got instructed you in the previous that your stance become incorrect!"
2016-10-18 01:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by wiechmann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one. it sounds like somethin my brother would do, he would do anything for it, hahaha it was a really funny joke though. i wasn't exspecting the ending.
2006-09-26 15:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by milkshake74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one! http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=At1Tsw2hsr5U2TX1WlK3_K3pFQx.?qid=20060721114342AAMrVhT
But I do love golf balls...
2006-09-28 03:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, thats funnY!
2006-09-26 14:59:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie. LOL.
2006-09-27 12:11:24 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's wild:)
2006-09-26 14:52:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that hilarious LOL LOL!
2006-09-27 04:18:42 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, too funny....
2006-09-26 14:57:20 · answer #10 · answered by Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋