2006-09-26 14:45:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That would be super awesome. I like South Park Jesus. He's kick-***.
2006-09-26 14:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one from South Park was a TV star, any other would be an impersonator. Which are never as good as the real thing.
2006-09-26 21:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by Hellsdiner 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because the original Jesus was shorter, and didn't speak English, because English didn't come around for about a thousand years after that. He also didn't have a cable access show, and wasn't a white guy with a midwestern US accent.
2006-09-26 21:50:07 · answer #3 · answered by Paul H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jimmy boy, you have to reverse the polarity on your time machine, and then re-wire that thing. You might also consider a fuel other than diesel for that rig; the fumes are a killer!
Oh, and don't run the engine inside the garage without opening the door, genius!
2006-09-26 22:02:21 · answer #4 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah yeah. except the Jesus from South Park is more realistic
2006-09-26 21:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jimbo - "Oh Jesus, please help the South Park Cows beat the spread today"
*shot moves 3 rows down the bleachers*
Jesus - "Leave me alone"
2006-09-26 21:56:56 · answer #6 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you ask makes no sense. Thats like asking if fire was origonally based on electricty. If you want it to make sense, switch it. But then again, you'd just be making fun of yourself anyway's.
2006-09-26 21:54:33 · answer #7 · answered by blueisland1019 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a real photo of you? I have a nice female chimp who's looking for a boyfriend.
2006-09-26 21:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by Prophecy+History=TRUTH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought they based him on Kenny G.
2006-09-27 08:38:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have any more questions concerning Jesus, please direct them to Jesus and He will answer you - - - this is more important than trying to make an impression in Yahoo Answers. Accept my challenge.
2006-09-26 21:53:28 · answer #10 · answered by oatie 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋