2006-09-26 14:43:39 · 22 answers · asked by The REVJim Jones 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sell it to GoldenPalace.com, they seem to buy most any of that stuff for thousands...
Heck, they bought a disfigured ("virgin Mary") pretzel for well over $10,000.
2006-09-26 14:51:28 · answer #1 · answered by Indigo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure she's still a virgin by the time she gets in to your underwear? Kiss your underwear and make an altar to hang it so you can pray all the time. And then consult a psychiatrist.
2006-09-26 22:00:21 · answer #2 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary did not remain a virgin after the birth of Jesus. The Scriptures clearly discuss the siblings of Jesus.
(Matthew 1:25) [Joseph] had no intercourse with [Mary] UNTIL she gave birth to a son; and he called his name Jesus. [caps added]
(Matthew 13:53-56) Jesus had finished these illustrations he went across country from there. 54 And after coming into his home territory he began to teach them in their synagogue, so that they were astounded and said: “Where did this man get this wisdom and these powerful works? 55 Is this not the carpenter’s son? Is not his mother called Mary, and his brothers James and Joseph and Simon and Judas? 56 And his sisters, are they not all with us?
(Mark 6:3) This is the carpenter the son of Mary and the brother of James and Joseph and Judas and Simon, is it not? And his sisters are here with us, are they not?
(Luke 8:19-21) Now [Jesus'] mother and brothers came toward him, but they were unable to get to him because of the crowd. 20 However, it was reported to him: “Your mother and your brothers are standing outside wanting to see you.” 21 In reply he said to them: “My mother and my brothers are these who hear the word of God and do it.”
(John 2:12) After this he [Jesus] and his mother and brothers and his disciples went down to Capernaum, but they did not stay there many days.
(John 7:5) His [Jesus'] brothers were, in fact, not exercising faith in him.
(Acts 1:14) With one accord all these were persisting in prayer, together with some women and Mary the mother of Jesus and with his brothers.
(1 Corinthians 9:5) the rest of the apostles and [Jesus] the Lord’s brothers and Cephas
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/20031215/article_01.htm
2006-09-27 22:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, hard to believe that the mother of Jesus would appear in that medium. But my first thought is wipe a lot better!
2006-09-26 21:48:53 · answer #4 · answered by Cheryl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd stop shartin my pants and add some fiber. Then get some hot water soap and bleach and scrub away.
2006-09-26 21:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by Bimpster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hang it on the wall and charge the millions that will flock to see
2006-09-26 21:45:17 · answer #6 · answered by vindezeal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you might want to invest in flushable moist towellettes! but i think i like ... the person who answered Holy! Crap! answer better....
and it was flavr-aid not koolaid so you DRINK THE WINE BEOTCH!
2006-09-26 22:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would pray for forgiveness for making fun of Jesus' mother
she is our spiritual mother as well so read up on the 10 commandments, namely Honor your father and mother.
2006-09-26 21:47:08 · answer #8 · answered by fenian1916 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Get a shrink!
2006-09-26 21:48:46 · answer #9 · answered by nathansi01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your nasty. Have a drink of grape Kool Aid.
2006-09-26 21:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by Darby 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋