2006-09-26 14:37:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus wouldn't believe in the aliens and the aliens wouldn't believe in Jesus so they would both disappear. POOF!
2006-09-26 14:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
i have heard a gaggle of reports about UFOs from Europeans, Russians, and South human beings. As on your theory of a failing u . s . a . of america, the reason all of those 2d and 0.33 international international places are promptly advancing is because they only those days found out what a efficient us of a does. China's monetary gadget operating example, is popping out to be at about 10 p.c.. it truly is unsustainable which skill they could have a short slowdown. The British Empire began to vanish because they were too stretched out and were compelled to wrestle many expensive wars on many distant conflict fields.
2016-11-24 21:22:34 · answer #2 · answered by mcnear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Easter Bunny abducts Santa Clause, Santa Escapes on a flying reindeer.....
2006-09-26 14:41:57 · answer #3 · answered by The REVJim Jones 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He'd level with them.
"Hey dudes, these guys think I'm the son of God. You obviously know I'm not, but why not get in on the fun. You can write your own holy book and watch these idiot humans believe whatever you want. They think I was born of a virgin, died to save their "souls" and I walked on water and raised the dead
Hilarious/ Why not give it a try and leave the probe on the table"
The word of the lord.
Amen
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2006-09-26 14:41:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
jesus would call in an all-pro rescue team consisting of Brian Boitano, Chuck Norris, Mr. T., and Cole Hamels
2006-09-26 14:46:26 · answer #5 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Taking it as a hypothetical situation, if he still had his wounds the Aliens would be fascinated with him. They would either do experiments on him or become his followers. Likely a combination of the two.
2006-09-26 14:42:12 · answer #6 · answered by travis_a_duncan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He'd quote the bible and drive the aliens crazy so they'd just end up letting him go
2006-09-26 14:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by AFLAC 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No aliens so no abduction. Simple.
2006-09-26 14:40:05 · answer #8 · answered by Bimpster 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He would crap himself in anticipation of the anal probe, unless he was into that sort of thing.
2006-09-27 01:36:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He'd say "What part of 'abduct me BEFORE they crucify me' did you not understand?!"
2006-09-26 14:40:31 · answer #10 · answered by sueflower 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋