he who run behind get exhausted
2006-09-26 14:34:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i meant to sauy he who run behind bus get exhausted sorry about that
2006-09-26 14:35:15 · update #1
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2006-09-26 14:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If he gets run over by the bus does that make him tired?
2006-09-26 14:37:11 · answer #2 · answered by Ya'at'eeh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Like me and the school bus.
2006-09-26 14:36:20 · answer #3 · answered by emilyy:) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmmmmh not a question :)
but man who runs behind taxi ...saves more money than man who runs behind bus.......
2006-09-26 14:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
he also said : one who goes to sleep with an itchy bum wakes up with a smelly finger
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