The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.....
And well worth the wait?
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch........"
2006-09-26 14:30:52 · 12 answers · asked by babyblue 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So good.
But can't it be applied to ALL men?!?!?!
Just kidding.
2006-09-26 14:43:56 · answer #1 · answered by Nicole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard many times before and it's still funny.
2006-09-26 14:32:03 · answer #2 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw it coming a mile away, still thought it was funny.
2006-09-26 14:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by spongeworthy_us 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, thats pretty funny, i am laughing as i am typing
omg that's a good one
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhah
2006-09-26 14:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by Ananymos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that joke before but it is pretty funny
2006-09-26 14:39:09 · answer #5 · answered by Marco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its an old one, i remember tellin it to my neighbour like 10 years ago...but its still very very funny...lol
2006-09-26 14:38:37 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha heard it before but i was a blonde, redhead and brunette in high school..
2006-09-26 14:32:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one but it was a pole----lock..but I like yr's better
2006-09-26 14:49:55 · answer #8 · answered by sugar_pop_01@yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
still funny after all these years.
2006-09-26 14:34:08 · answer #9 · answered by jimmy b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the best one ever!
2006-09-27 04:28:09 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋