2006-09-26 14:25:33 · 12 answers · asked by just me 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Hmmmm...A B C ,please look at me. I have no brain as you can see. D E F G H I J , I'm having fun any way. K L M N O P Q , at least I'm happy. How about you?
2006-09-26 14:27:26 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
For All You Lexophiles Out There
Lexophiles - lovers of words - will enjoy these. You may think these are just good puns, but in fact they're the product of genius poets and wordsmiths whose minds work in wondrous ways!
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist you may be repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulting in Linoleum Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet
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Wishing you all the very best life has to offer.
Helene Malmsio
2006-09-27 11:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by helene m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you get the full effect of Chinese Alphabet soup?
What, you can't read Chinese? Are you illiterate or something?
See, walk in their shoes and then ask the questions.
2006-09-26 22:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by captn_carrot 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, but in a different way than the rest of us. They get a sense of revenge on chomping down on the letters than confuse and oppress them on a daily basis.
Take that V! Who's the biotch now F!?!?!
2006-09-26 21:33:46 · answer #4 · answered by Martin523 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
considering the alphabets are moving around so much in the soup bowl, and then end up eaten, i would assume no. I would assume also that those who can't read aren't really gonna know that their eating the alphabets that they so dearly need to learn to read.
2006-09-26 21:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by stacey t 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
maybe...wouldn't it be cool to see like chinese alphabet soup? think how it would look with all those chinese charactors in the bowl hahahah
2006-09-26 21:38:38 · answer #6 · answered by Val 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not sure, but it doesn't change the fact that Zoodles are animal noodles.
Did you have a hippopotamus for lunch?
2006-09-26 21:30:23 · answer #7 · answered by musselsfrmtheshell 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably not,they'd be better off sticking to cheerios.
2006-09-26 21:28:05 · answer #8 · answered by Terri R 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think they can still enjoy the carnival of shapes.
2006-09-26 21:28:22 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably not. But maybe they can use it as a learning tool!!
2006-09-26 21:34:28 · answer #10 · answered by BigTip$ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋