A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room.
2006-09-26 14:25:20 · 12 answers · asked by bugguy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it, but love it.
Now, will you answer my question too, please?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av8cMoZbkRlzmJnqTuvGg.vsy6IX?qid=20060926082449AAKXbvy
2006-09-26 14:28:29 · answer #1 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friggen hilarious!
And it's about time someone got the toilet paper and hand soap back where they should be.
2006-09-26 21:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by Nicole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-09-26 21:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by Charles B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she was in the restroom doing some finger banging on her self, and now she wants to wash up lol.......
2006-09-26 21:30:11 · answer #4 · answered by jessie f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you go to kiss your grand mother goodbye and she slips you the tounge.
2006-09-26 22:12:39 · answer #5 · answered by Daawedge 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so gross gives me shivers ewwww
2006-09-26 21:29:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grosssssssssssssssss
2006-09-26 21:42:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwwwwww cute...
2006-09-26 21:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...that's gross
2006-09-27 00:47:55 · answer #9 · answered by Amber S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny
2006-09-26 21:59:37 · answer #10 · answered by redd_smiley 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋