lets hear some funny jokes or one liners...nothing too too long please
2006-09-26 14:10:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They only call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken...
2006-09-26 14:20:05 · answer #1 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres is a ten point selection from my arsenal .......
A guy decides he is going to throw a party, not just any party he wants to have an emotions party, so he tells everyone to come Friday night dressed as there favorite emotion. Friday night comes he gets a knock at the door, it is a girl dressed head to toe in pink feathers, he says ''oh you're tickled pink come on in'' .. a little bit later another knock at the door, it is a guy dressed in a green suit with his face painted green , the guy says ''Hi I'am green with envy'' and walks in ..... several guests arive dressed as different emotions, after quite some time he hears a knock at the door , he opens the door to see two enormous black men buck naked except one has a pear jammed on his penis the other has an eclair jammed on his penis.. The shocked host says ""can I help you'' one of the men answers ""this heres the emotions party right ?"' the host says ""umm well yea, but what are you?"" The guy answers saying '' well I'Am deep in Dis-pear and he is fu*ckin dis-custad'' .......
2006-09-27 02:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The shortest psychiatrist joke in the world!!!!!
a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says,
"Well...I can clearly see your nuts."
2006-09-26 21:40:13 · answer #3 · answered by babyblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok this guy calls his wife, from the hospital and says
"Honey, I had an accident at work today, and I cut off my finger"
his wife asks, "The HOLE finger?" He replies, "No the one next to it"
Some people have a hard time with this joke, if you are one of them, please look at the word that is all in CAPS, that might help.
2006-09-26 21:31:04 · answer #4 · answered by It_Wasnt_Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do u know Adam and Eve weren't Black?
Have u ever tried taking a rib from a black man?
2006-09-26 23:23:07 · answer #5 · answered by Abby Thompson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a dream last night that I ate a really big marshmallow.
When I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone!
2006-09-26 21:34:34 · answer #6 · answered by ursaitaliano70 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.
2006-09-26 21:25:39 · answer #7 · answered by Janis G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
w.hat do you call ablack hitchhiker? stranded
2006-09-26 22:02:07 · answer #8 · answered by Daawedge 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋