2006-09-26 13:32:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!
2006-09-26 13:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck wood, he would chuck the woods until the day he dies and he couldn't chuck anymore.
2006-09-26 13:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by mel mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck just about as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-09-26 13:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by bolandalbaby@verizon.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would chuck wood until all the wood was chucked, if the wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-09-26 13:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by Eric C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a wood chuck could chuck wood he would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck would (something like that)
2006-09-26 13:36:48 · answer #5 · answered by *~Miley Cyrus fan*~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The little wood chuck would chuck as much would as peter piper would pick a peck of pickle peppers, and twice as many baby buggy bumpers in unique New York.
2006-09-26 14:31:27 · answer #6 · answered by Heidi Jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck could chuck lots of wood-if a wood chuck could chuck wood.once I used to know a gnu-who had a nose for news,a nose for news,no newsman ever knew- and now he's dead and though I know another nosy gnu-I'll never know the nosy news that that gnu knew.
2006-09-26 13:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by cassiepiehoney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the would he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
But he can't, so basically he's not doing a whole lot of chucking.
2006-09-26 13:39:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 pieces
2006-09-26 13:34:05 · answer #9 · answered by RaYeOTNJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uchaboo is right. Reminds me of my Dad. He used to say that all the time...rest his soul.
2006-09-26 13:41:21 · answer #10 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋