Tarzan in a boiler suit!
Rate 1-10!
2006-09-26 13:29:26 · 12 answers · asked by zd_sr1 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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We used to have loads of these at work, let's see if I can remember some of them:
What's White and swings through the Jungle?
Tarzan The Fridge
What's not there and doesn't swing through the jungle?
Tarzan on holiday in Florida
I'm sure there were hundreds of these....
2006-09-26 13:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by tattooed.dragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-26 13:31:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say a sad Tarzan or chimpanzee but I'd rate the joke about 3.
2006-09-26 13:41:06 · answer #3 · answered by Oenophile... (Lynn) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1...(why no 'zero' option?)
Or - if you happen to be 5 years old - 10...(why no 20 option?)
Want another Tarzan joke for 5 year olds?
What swings through the jungle and smells of almonds?
Tarzipan!
2006-09-26 13:38:30 · answer #4 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got a better one than that I think ...
Why does Tarzan always wear a loin cloth?
To keep his nuts jungle fresh ...
And if you haven't seen or remember the old KP Peanut adverts, that won't mean anything to you. lol.
2006-09-26 13:46:07 · answer #5 · answered by mancunian_nick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 21:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure it is tarzan and not the chimp. Maybe the missionaries or peace co. or oxfam gave chimps little blue suits. I rate your joke . nothing.
2006-09-26 15:38:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10; where 1 is high & 10 is nowhere. Sorry!
2006-09-26 16:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 time for bed now,good night
2006-09-26 16:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bruised penis from Jane mistreating me?
2006-09-26 13:46:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋