Catholics, why go to that shriveled up old priest and tell him your private sins. Why not come to someone exciting and interesting like me, a witch. Fess us here. Its easy, Its free. And further I will grant you sins forgiven like the Goddess Herself...much more fun that that crudy old bearded grey haired God. The Goddess is more modern, relevant and fun loving. (By the way, fun is not a sin it is a sacrament!)
Oh this is not just for Catholics...all religions and even aethiests welcome here!
2006-09-26 13:09:38 · 14 answers · asked by Greanwitch 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thomas R: yes, I can and will forgive sins. Are all priests shrieveled up? Dunno all of em but the ones I remember are. You can call me Mother or mutha or just plain he you. don't matter as long as its done with a smile
2006-09-26 13:18:46 · update #1
judy f: the devil you say! Sorry friend, I don't believe in him...you do so he's for you I guess.
2006-09-26 13:22:07 · update #2
hey..never said I was a spell witch...dont care bout spelin folks...care bout laughing and having fun..isn't that what life is about...oh yes and for me its also about going to med school right now..you know I must have a sense of humor if I can do med school and STILL have fun right...but no I do not spell good nor do I care too...just care to have fun and become a physician!
2006-09-26 13:24:36 · update #3
Hey Frodo: Blessed Be and all but com on , lighten up. can't you appreciate a little levity..isn't it a part of your religion too?
2006-09-26 13:30:22 · update #4
Message to all: This was basicly me having a little levity here, folks, a little laugh. Though Wiccan now for more than 20 years, I was raised Catholic...so ergo the confessional approach. I did well on my exams in med school and was celebrating last night when I wrote the question. Basicly though I believe in high respect for oneself, others, and the Earth. We all need to love ourselves enough to have the integrity so that we act in the highest possible way. Of course we all know that that is a challenge for most of us. A confession idea may or may not be the way to go here but releasing things you regret is. Hope you all enjoyed this as much as I did...and have a wonderful guilt free life! :)
2006-09-27 01:10:57 · update #5
This could be funny....but the way you wrote it just sounds kinda bothersome.
2006-09-26 13:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Every time I go to church, I check out the women and have bad thoughts. I stopped going because I envisioned God just standing there shaking his head at me.
2006-09-26 20:16:15 · answer #2 · answered by K.O. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I must confess I am TERRIBLY disappointed to see how IGNORANT MOST Yahoo users are.
Especially those who claim to love Jesus, to be all pious, ... and then use the most offensive expletives against me when I make jokes about God, or Jesus. Where's the other cheek? Forgiveness? Love everyone? NAh! BolloCKS!!
BTW:
Jesus finds Alladin's lamp, rubs it and releases the Genie, who greatfully grants Jesus 1 wish, to which Jesus replies:
"Ok, Here's my wish: I wan to be a man who is hung from HERE (left hand stretched) to HERE (right hand stretched)"
2006-09-26 20:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I do not meditate as much as I should.
A fellow College Student and a Fellow Pagan.
Blessed Be to all.
2006-09-26 23:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix Summersun 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry no sins here. Never were any.
Love and blessings
don
2006-09-26 20:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm fine with God taking care of that.
2006-09-26 20:13:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What kind of witch are you, a new witch on the block? You suppose to know. Did you cash in your stack of cards, broom and crystal ball.
2006-09-26 20:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
What a lovely Idea!
I'm not as humble as I feel I should be at times.
Blessed be!
2006-09-27 02:02:04 · answer #8 · answered by AmyB 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't play with the devil. Sure, the devil is real and in the
world. God says someday he will cast the devil and all
his followers into a bottomless pit. The devil will make you
sick, suffering, and he will laugh at you; then you die.
2006-09-26 20:15:00 · answer #9 · answered by judy f 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
a big sin of mine is that i HATE persons that can`t spell, like yourself. "aethiests" what the hell is this word?
2006-09-26 20:15:06 · answer #10 · answered by Sir Alex 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋