A young man is visiting his grandfather in hospital. "Well grandad are they looking after you here?"
"Oh yes," he says.
"Is the food ok?" says the granson. "Oh yes, it's fine," says the old man.
"And are you sleeping well?" says the youngster.
"Yes, no problem. They give me a mug of cocoa and a viagra tablet and I'm asleep in no time."
"A viagra tablet!!" says the grandson, "Why do they give you that?"
"Dunno, says the grandfather," must be part of the medication."
So the grandson goes out to the head nurse and says, "Can you please give me a plausible explanation as to why my grandfather has a viagra tablet at night?"
So she says, "Well it stops him rolling out of bed at night."
2006-09-26 12:58:43 · 15 answers · asked by brainyandy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good.
My brother's a policeman in Cleveland (UK) and he was involved in a hit and run accident. His police car was hit by a lorry carrying supplies of viagra. The van driver made off without stopping at the scene.
Police say they're looking for a hardened criminal.
2006-09-26 20:16:07 · answer #1 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you crush the tablets to dust, then rub it in your eyes. It makes you look hard!
2006-09-26 20:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol my face was classic right then i totally needed a camera! hahahaha i looked like the dude from scream lol
2006-09-26 20:01:45 · answer #3 · answered by Laine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top of the class for you, that was a good one lol
2006-09-27 06:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you drink plenty of water. You don't want to get a stiff neck...
2006-09-26 20:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's funny! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-27 22:36:24 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O thats dirty but funny
2006-09-26 20:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by one tuff babe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still funny
2006-09-26 20:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by pdudenhefer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Nice!
2006-09-26 20:07:18 · answer #9 · answered by Shadoobie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. very crude, very good. I love those kinds of jokes!!!
2006-09-26 20:04:29 · answer #10 · answered by afafae25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋