please......?

Question

i' m sad!!!i live in italy here now it's night and i' d want a laugh from the other part of the world!!!!thanks

Answer 1

but dont you speek italion? welll here is one...

Jack went to the doctor for a check up.the doctor asked"so how are you with god and your family" "me and god are tight"" jack says "he knows when i have to do my buissness at night. i open the bathroom door and poof the light goes on and when im done it goes poof off" "wow im impressed" so the day after dock calles jacks wife "is it true that when jack goes to the bathroom the light goes poof on and off?" jacks wife says "ohh gosh hes peeing in the refrigerator agian!"

i hope that helped ohh and im italion too. good night and have a nice dat tomarow.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo ANNA xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Answer 2

If you just need to talk a bit, try [e-mail]. Like animals? I have enough funny stories for a lifetime. You sound sad - I hate sad. Laughter is my absolute top priority in life. Friends?

Answer 3

a man in a bar is sitting with two guys in a business suits .he walks up to the bar tender and says"bet $20 you can slid a mug down the bar and i can pee in it without spilling a drop. the bar tender said okay it's a bet. the bar tender slid the mug down the bar and the guy pees all over the bar.he paid the bar tender and sat back down with the suits . 30 min. later he went back to the bar tender and said I got it this time i bet you $40.the bar tender said okay it's your money .the bar tender slid the mug and the guy peed all over the bar again . the bar tender took his money and asked why he made the bet he obviously can't do it .the guy replied see those guys in the suits i bet$200 them i could pee on your bar 2 times and you wouldn't get mad.

Answer 4

Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.
Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her.
Yo mama's so ugly, I can **** her in any position and its still doggy style.
Yo mama's so ugly, I can't even make a joke out of it.
Yo mama's so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."
Yo mama's so ugly, if she were a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo mama's so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it.
Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for French fries.
Yo mama's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous.
Yo mama's so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.

Answer 5

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