Who knows good dumb blone jokes?

Question

Who knows really funny dumb blonde jokes? Heres one,

A dumb blonde and a redhead are watching the 9:00 news. On the news someone is going to be suicide by jumping off a bridge. The dumb blone makes a $50 bet that the man won't jump, the redhead agrees. They keep watching and the man jumps. the redhead feels bad about taking the money. "well a bet is a bet." the blonde said. "besides I already saw this on the 6:00 news."
" Then why did you do the bet if you already knew he was going to jump?" asked the redhead.
" I didn't think he would do it a second time."

Answer 1

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Crap, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

Answer 2

A man was doing a ventriloquist act one night at a club. the ventriloquist cracked a dumb blonde joke, and the whole club burst out laughing. But alas, a beautiful blonde jumped out of the first row and shouted, " just because us blonds have hair this color doesn't mean we're dumb!" the ventriloquist is very surprised and starts stuttering an apology, but the blonde interrupts him and says, "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the jerk and your knee!"

Answer 3

A blonde is walking along a river.... Another blonde comes along across from her and yells, "Hey! How do I get to the other side?!" The first one yells back, "You dumb blonde, you ARE on the other side!"

Meh, I thought it was cute.

Answer 4

2 men at an show in a organic background museum, analyzing the sign that tells what 12 months oxygen become got here upon. One says to the different, "guy, what did they breathe in the previous that?"

Answer 5

nice.
here's one (you may already have heard of it)

a red head, brunette and blonde are standing on a cliff. suddenly god comes up to them and tells them to jump off the cliff and say what they want to land in. the red head goes to the edge yells out a marshmallow and she lands in it. the brunette jumps and says pillows. then the blonde goes to the edge and slips. she says "oh crap" and guess what she landed in. ........

crap.

Answer 6

Why are Blonde jokes so short?

So Men can remember them!

Answer 7

one blond sees another blond in a rowboat in the middle of a field.
she hollers loud
'hey you moron , you can't get very far like that',
other one says ...'moron?, well your an idiot!"
1st blond yells back...'i should come over there and smack you for calling me an idiot'
from the boat...'well, why don't you?'
blond #1...'i would but i can't swim!'

Answer 8

.Q: Why did the blonde try to steal the police car?








A: She saw 911 and thought it was a Porsche

Answer 9

lol.. pretty funny





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Answer 10

hehehe....good one...=)