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The people of USA are famous for being the only industrialised country to have the same levels of superstition and mystical belief as those of Bangladesh.

On a typical day here at Yahoo Answers, people are writing in saying they believe in God, the day of judgment, Jesus, creationism, Allah, crop circles, the healing power of stones, naturopathy, angels, spirits, flying saucers, the ghost of dead Elvis and that the moon is made of magic jam.

So tell me, is there someone out there, heck even a whole group of you, that think Santa Claus is an alien sent by Jesus?

2006-09-26 12:52:25 · 16 answers · asked by Pastor Sauce 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I am overwhelmed by the excellent answers everyone!

Perhaps the next step is to gather together as a congregation, preferably before christmas so that the present orders can be placed in time for Santa Claus to load into his flying saucer.

2006-09-27 00:21:22 · update #1

16 answers

Oh chuff me yes. Here at the blessed church of the bearded alien we believe that Santa clause is indeed the herald of Jesus, who one day will appear down all our chimneys with a hearty 'Ho Ho Ho" before changing his reindeer into wine and feeding us all with the contents of a single Christmas cracker! Merry Christmas, unbeliever - YOU wont be getting any presents!

2006-09-26 12:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by warden14 3 · 0 0

Santa Claus is a saint his real name is saint Nichols he use to leave stuff on peoples house with out no one knowing about,when people find out they called him Santa Claus.he was a human being,St Nichols was born in the middle east in the year 270 and died in the month dec 6 year 343.

2006-09-26 20:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by what is the good word? 4 · 0 0

I hope you do not buy into this trash talk of others. people like to play games, there are some descent questions on here, you have to weed them out, don't give up. As for Santa Clause and Jesus- The wise men brought gifts to the child for his birth, i don't buy gifts for grown ups just the children in my life, and i give to the church. you get a gift on your birthday not on Jesus'. Why should you? Leave the aliens in outer space were they belong.

2006-09-26 20:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by nieceofmissourifats 2 · 0 0

I think you should be asking is Jesus an alien sent by Santa Claus?

2006-09-26 19:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by ants79 3 · 0 0

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2014-09-16 09:21:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I do think Santa Claus is an alien, and there's no doubt in my mind that Jesus sent him.... I have reason to believe he only brings presents so that he can rape our pets.

2006-09-26 19:55:23 · answer #6 · answered by the LKP 1 · 0 0

Let me answer that this way do you believe that alittle fat elf comes down your chimmy every christmas eve. God is not the one that started the santa claus ere humans did and that should answer your.

2006-09-26 20:03:06 · answer #7 · answered by dac39jjc 2 · 0 0

no st. nickolas is real very real, not some made up alien.... Jesus would not try to trick us like that....Jesus gave him a very long life so that he can make kids happy for many many years...... he lives at the north pole in an underground secret cave like batman. and his reigndeer can fly like superman. and he has magical powers like mary poppins. all of whom are real too. don't go filling our kids with the silly notion that he is an alien.... we all know he is real.

2006-09-26 19:58:12 · answer #8 · answered by who be boo? 5 · 0 0

No,I just believe in Jesus. So, Pastor,tell what kind of sauce are u? Crazy sauce with crazy bread from Little Caesar's?

=0p

2006-09-26 19:59:37 · answer #9 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0 0

yes he's a robot (evil that lives in an ice fortress on Neptune

2006-09-26 19:54:56 · answer #10 · answered by burpman90 3 · 0 0

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