Out of the mouths of babes comes the Dead Cat Test, a true story:?

Question

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked if
it was
>dead or alive.
>
>"Dead," she was informed.
>
>"How do you know?", she asked.
>
>"Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," said the child
innocently.
>
>"You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise.
>
>"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst' and he
>didn't move."

Answer 1

Nice!

Here's one similar--

A man goes to a vetenarian with his limp dog and says, "I think my dog is dead." So the vet puts the dog on a table and leaves the room. From a side door, a cat walks in, jumps on the table, rubs against the dog, pisses on it, meows, and then jumps off and exits the room.
The vet tell the man, "Yes, your dog is indeed dead." Then he makes out the bill--$500.
"What??" yells the dog's owner. "Why so much?"
The vet explains: "That's $50 for the visit and $450 for the cat scan."

Answer 2

The Tower of Babe would desire to have been genuine. I observed the movie, even though it grow to be renamed "attack of the 50 Foot lady." The tower of Babel for sure is a delusion, considering the fact that even the main picayune skyscraper in present day circumstances would dwarf that purported architectural disaster. construction falls down? do not blame the architect, blame God. Oh, and the gap software, the astronauts would have asked clearing to land in heaven yet no airstrip printed itself. Pity.

Answer 3

Hahaha, excellent.

Answer 4

hahaha it soooooooo cute and funny

Answer 5

ohh how cute

Answer 6

LOL. Yep. LOL.

Answer 7

lol

Answer 8

*~*CUTE*~*

thumbs up from me !!!

Answer 9

hehehe.... so cute!!!! =)