2006-09-26 11:59:49 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He didn't, silly! Christians are too stupid to use a beanstalk to get to heaven the easy way!
2006-09-26 12:02:14 · answer #1 · answered by nerveserver 5 · 3⤊ 4⤋
What page in the Bible does it say that Jack climb a bean stalk to get too Heaven? I can't find it in my Bible.
2006-09-26 12:01:33 · answer #2 · answered by Texan 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
He did not have to climb the beanstalk to get into heaven. The story of Jack and his magic beans is a fairy tale. The Bible is not. It is not only historical but the inspired Word of the Living God. See John 1.
2006-09-26 12:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by Timothy M 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
"Jack and the Beanstalk" is a European fairy tale, not a Bible story.
There are no Jacks in the Bible, although there are jackals and maybe jackasses. Well, The Message translation does use the phrase "jacks-of-all-trades".
However, Jack comes from John, and a man named John was taken up to heaven, not by beanstalk but by an angel, in the book of Revelation, and there John sees visions of heaven and of the future.
2006-09-26 12:07:44 · answer #4 · answered by MNL_1221 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i might like to climb Jack's beanstalk. as quickly as I attain the proper i might want to locate a device that prints funds. i might spend oodles of time up there busying myself printing funds to distribute between those that had to be spent, no longer saved. with any luck industry might then have the 'kick-start up' it needs to start producing back to assist get the rustic back on that is feet.
2016-10-18 00:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong book.
"Jack and the Beanstalk" appears in "Grimm's Fairy Tales", not in the Bible.
If you want to read about real encounters with Giants in the Bible, though, try 1 Samuel 17.
2006-09-26 12:04:23 · answer #6 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I worried about this particular parable in the bible, once he got up there how did they get jack off?
2006-09-26 12:20:45 · answer #7 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
2006-09-26 12:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are two diferent storys. jack and the bean stalk wasn't in the Bible. the only way to heaven is through Jesus Christ.
2006-09-26 12:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by Amber 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Sorry, but that story was NOT in the Bible! Nice try though!
2006-09-26 12:03:17 · answer #10 · answered by me 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have been eating too much beans. Try a laxative.
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2006-09-26 12:05:16 · answer #11 · answered by Pashur 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋