Doctor says to his patient "I'm sorry but I have some bad news for you and some worse news for you." Patient says, "Ok, give it to me."
So the doctor says, "I'm afraid you have Alzheimers Disease and you also have AIDS."
So the patient says, "Well at least I haven't got Alzheimers Disease!"
2006-09-26 11:58:34 · 15 answers · asked by brainyandy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mmm
my Mum suffers from Alzheimer's disease, but it is still funny.
Alzheimer's sounds like a terrorist group, if only they could get together with Al Qaeda then maybe they could make them forget what they were doing and blow themselves up.
2006-09-26 13:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by flibertyjib 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha not that funny
did you just make that up or did you hear it in the playground
2006-09-26 20:02:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey what? i don't any bad news because i beleive everything gone be allright
2014-03-19 10:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-26 19:02:04 · answer #4 · answered by Conspicuously Inconspicuous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one!
2006-09-26 19:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wa wa
2006-09-27 03:52:20 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats good.
2006-09-26 19:02:53 · answer #7 · answered by Brittney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice hahaha
:-P
2006-09-26 19:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by roxypanther5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny!
2006-09-26 19:01:42 · answer #9 · answered by deadlyrosepunk@yahoo.com 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-28 23:58:29 · answer #10 · answered by mind bender 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋