So...ummm...Jesus told me he was real in a dream last night...yea...so...ummm
REPENT! Not so tough now HUH? Can't use the whole prove it thing that we can never answer now, right? HUH? HUH? HUH? Now the conversation will be liek this
Why do you refuse your lord?
How can I refuse something that doesn't exist...where is your proof that he does?
Elmo the Stoner was told in a dream so EAT THT MF'ER! GET DOWN AND PRAY B****!
2006-09-26 11:51:03 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hmmm..My school has a lack of good-looking girls..Can i think about tht pic of you or is that off limits?
*akward silence*
YIKES!!!
2006-09-26 11:59:49 · update #1
Oh your a genus boredom...Figure that out by yourself...pure genius. Your right I can't prove my faith in jesus just like i can't prove he existed. ;)
2006-09-26 12:08:34 · update #2
How can you prove your god is real?
Oh, because the bible says so?
Who wrote the bible?
A bunch of men that he inspired to write it?
How do we know he really inspired them?
The bible says so.
How do we know the bible is right?
The bible says so?
Who wrote the bible?
God.
How do you know god is real?
The bible says so.
Yeah...just a goofy loop.
Drop your cooky superstitious religions and move out of the dark ages...
2006-09-26 11:55:01 · answer #1 · answered by TonerLow69 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You are the craziest, most opinionated person in R&S!
Your dreams are weird... I just awoke from a nap and dreamt I was getting busy on a secluded beach. LOL You should be dreaming about hot chicks or something, not Jesus. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-09-26 18:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope your not serious, but if u are a true christian, then u will stop putting down people for their lack of belief and get back helping out in the soup kitchen like a good little christian would do.
2006-09-26 18:54:52 · answer #3 · answered by Julie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So because some stranger I've never met had a dream where he saw Jesus I should believe in God???
Have you ever noticed how only Christians try to convert people??
Why is that? Is it because you are so insecure yourself that you need to validate your religion by converting others?? You don't see me trying to get people to be gay or atheist; but I am both.
2006-09-26 19:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
This is proof? Granted, it makes as much sense as Biblical teachings, but it still isn't really going anywhere...
2006-09-26 18:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you elmo the stoner now my life is complete i neer knew until your words graced my eyes that my lord and savoir crist was real..
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
2006-09-26 18:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by illogicalbeats 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Athiests don't believe in dreams?
Ever hear that joke "I would hate to be an athiest having sex: "ohhh darwin ohhh darwin"""!
2006-09-26 18:56:19 · answer #7 · answered by Double Bubble 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've either been smoking too much or too little. Either way you make about as much sense as a broken toaster.
2006-09-26 18:53:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think someone needs a nap, or medication, both will work right about now.
2006-09-26 18:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by nemraC 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey elmo theres this magical button called "check spelling "
try it it's cool man
2006-09-26 18:58:43 · answer #10 · answered by Truthasarous rex 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋