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would u sell it on ebay

2006-09-26 11:35:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

well someone did sell it on ebay, its not a lie

2006-09-26 11:39:53 · update #1

i just want to know if Christians exploit their religion for monetary gain

2006-09-26 11:40:49 · update #2

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A similar thing happened to me.

I was making love to a woman named Mary.

She was a virgin... and eating toast.

I sold her on eBay.

2006-09-26 11:37:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jackie Treehorn 2 · 2 2

I'm neither a Christia nor have I ever seen any images on my toast unless I was tripping, but when there was the big deal in the media about the virgin Mary's image on the grilled cheese sandwich I thought it looked more like Mary Pickford than a Jewish woman from 2000 years ago. Seriously, look at that perm:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4034787.stm
Now look at Mary Pickford:
http://users.townsqr.com/ale/maryp.htm

And heck yeah, I'd sell it on eBay. I sure wouldn't want to eat a 10-year-old cheese sandwich.

2006-09-26 18:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by fyrfly 3 · 2 0

Do you think she would put her image on toast? I think the evil one was behind that to mock the very real images of Mary on St. Juan Diego's tilma or the image of Jesus on the Shroud of Turin. He loves to mock Holy things

2006-09-26 18:45:52 · answer #3 · answered by Midge 7 · 0 3

Wasn't there a woman who saw her on grilled cheese? I think I remember seeing the woman getting a tattoo of the Virgin grilled cheese on Miami Ink...

2006-09-26 18:40:00 · answer #4 · answered by N 6 · 2 2

For a virgin, she sure gets around a lot.

2006-09-26 18:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

No but your obtrusive mocking is certainly worth a laugh. Mock all you want, the breaths you take to scold are numbered.

2006-09-26 18:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by Murfdigidy 4 · 0 4

I'm sure its possible that they do, considering they smoke so much crack and all.

2006-09-26 18:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by Not_a_toothless_pirate 4 · 1 1

why do you speak of her so lightly?

2006-09-26 18:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by Prevent Animal Cruelty 2 · 0 2

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