Seriously it is so obvious that the FSM created all! The prophecy pertaining to the increase of global warming to the decreasing number of pirates is being fulfilled!!! How can you deny such undisputable evidence of the truth from the Gospel of the FSM?
LOOK!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Global-warming.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming
As stated in the gospel:
Meatball: 243: The decreasing number of pirates is, in fact, directly tied to the increase in global warming.
I know you will most likely remain hard-headed and ignorant to his presence but I feel it is my job to at least show you what concrete evidence there is of the FSM's existance.
NOW! REPENT!
Some will argue that piracy is up but they are not TRUE pirates...
2006-09-26 11:33:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
...Jelly lol. Do you think it is lame to repeat questions?
2006-09-26 11:36:37 · update #1
i bow down before his noodleliness...i repent...i have been shown the TRUE way.
2006-09-26 12:01:58 · answer #1 · answered by moonshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I never thought of it like that. I always thought that FSM was a fraud, but now I see the proof! He's touched my heart with his noodle and my eyes have opened. I know it's hard for people to accept, but I FEEL something when I pray to him! That PROOVES that he is real! Why can't you ignorant atheists see the majesty of everything that FSM created right before your eyes?
2006-09-26 18:43:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay-like most Christian holy rollers-you aren't speaking in today's English...What kinda pirates we talking about here? The kind with a patch and a wooden leg? The kind who steal software and tunes? What???!!!
2006-09-26 18:36:05 · answer #3 · answered by mybootyisthatbig79 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liposuction 17:583 thou shalt not discount the buccaneers in thy calculations of pirates. or ye shall be smitten hip and thigh, verily unto all eternity thou shall boil in lakes of hot chocolate and your buttocks shall be a plaything for imps, sprites and all of the foul abominations from the sulphurous depths of middlesbrough.
i think that this conclusively proves that the prophesy is not due yet.
2006-09-26 18:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See? There, you've done it again!
Each time I read one of these FSM questions I get hungry for spaghetti and meatballs.
2006-09-27 00:27:49 · answer #5 · answered by nora22000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've said this before and I'll say it again, pirates-- fornicate!
edit: Aye, me Elmo, it is not lame to ask the same questions you just asked last week. Now, back to my answer... J/K Arrggh! lol
2006-09-26 18:35:06 · answer #6 · answered by Whatever 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
See, even your Bible has contradictions....
It would seem that if Global Warming is causing the arctic ice to melt, that there would be MORE pirates on the seas, not less....
2006-09-26 18:36:06 · answer #7 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sir, let me say that if I get the chance to look at any series of events or circumstances and can tell that it is a prophecy, I am already kinda doin' God's job. Either you have faith or not. There is no changing it because of anothers interpretation of events. We are looking through the eyes of man and expecting to see the works and plans of God???? Come on
2006-09-26 18:37:54 · answer #8 · answered by breakenschidt 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Nuts like you have been saying the same thing every year for 2000 years. Don't you guys learn anything from history?
2006-09-26 18:35:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Does the Prophecy mention anything about chickens?
Quite a few of mine have gone a-stray, or so it seems...
2006-09-26 18:36:51 · answer #10 · answered by Meht™ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought I had been touched by His noodly appendage, but it turned out to be only a nightcrawler.
Alas, I remain an unbeliever.
2006-09-26 18:35:36 · answer #11 · answered by Jackie Treehorn 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋