The faithful are seduced, and rationalize their sin.
2006-09-26 11:19:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If god says eating shellfish is a sin, who are you to say it isn't. How manny people are going to burn in hell for eating a lobster? It is sad.
2006-09-26 11:23:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What?
Well all I can say is if they are the minions of Satan then I have devoured tons of them and will enjoy it even more the next time I go to an Asian buffet. I can claim victory over the enemy with each bite. LOL...
2006-09-26 11:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by James C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats that? those crafy crustations are trying to take over the world and those sneaky sea-critters are whispering evil into everyone's ear?
please, shrimp and clams are about as close to satan's minions as a mammal is to a reptile. doesn't mean you can eat them if you're jewish, but they're not evil.
unless of course, you count the fact that they have uzi's and shotguns packed away in their shells
2006-09-26 11:50:24 · answer #3 · answered by castlestarbuck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as usual, you just want to confuse and mock a religious belief for your own fun. hmmm. lets see, shrimp and clams and other types of food very common to live in the bottom of the ocean are called bottom feeders, eating garbage that lands on the floor of the ocean and eating dead on the floor of the ocean as well. its not the worlds fault for not knowing that the bible is against eating these foods, i used to eat shrimp, but sense i found out they are garbage eaters i wont eat them. same with pig and catfish. but that doesn't make me Jewish either. god wont deny you heaven for what you eat, especially if you were never taught otherwise. its once you know and you need to understand why that matters. knowledge is power, but knowledge and not using that knowledge effectively is where it counts.
2006-09-26 12:08:39 · answer #4 · answered by angelchele 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Resist the tofu! Unite!
2006-09-26 11:21:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do not know about shrimp and clams, but lobster and crab i think ate the real tempters...
2006-09-26 11:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They tempt us to use tarter sauce and thus make have tart answers to stupid questions.
2006-09-26 11:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by changRdie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't make the Jews mad or they will castrate you!
=0P
2006-09-26 11:23:25 · answer #8 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you cook them with hot sauce
2006-09-26 11:22:26 · answer #9 · answered by droid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WE arent Jewish dont be silly
2006-09-26 11:20:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋