A gezzer goe's to the Doc's to have an examination
The Doc tells him
" I'm sorry but I have some bad news for you, you have a strain of Aids called HIV 556".
" What does that mean" says the gezzer.
" It means you'll be dead in 3 days" says the Doc
So he goes home and tells his mum " I've got HIV 556 I'll be dead in 3 days". She says " Well, come down the bingo hall with me tonight.
"THE BINGO HALL !!!
THE BINGO HALL I'll be dead in 3 days whats the point?"
"Just come down anyway she says". So he goes to the bingo.
He won everything, 4 corners, any line, full house.
Up comes the National Grid, he won £87k.
The bingo caller said " Son I've never seen someone so luck in my life !"
"LUCKY !" he said
"LUCKY. What do you mean lucky I've got HIV 556".
" F**K ME !! You've won the raffel aswell !! "
2006-09-26
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