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A gezzer goe's to the Doc's to have an examination
The Doc tells him
" I'm sorry but I have some bad news for you, you have a strain of Aids called HIV 556".

" What does that mean" says the gezzer.
" It means you'll be dead in 3 days" says the Doc

So he goes home and tells his mum " I've got HIV 556 I'll be dead in 3 days". She says " Well, come down the bingo hall with me tonight.

"THE BINGO HALL !!!
THE BINGO HALL I'll be dead in 3 days whats the point?"
"Just come down anyway she says". So he goes to the bingo.

He won everything, 4 corners, any line, full house.
Up comes the National Grid, he won £87k.

The bingo caller said " Son I've never seen someone so luck in my life !"

"LUCKY !" he said
"LUCKY. What do you mean lucky I've got HIV 556".


" F**K ME !! You've won the raffel aswell !! "

2006-09-26 10:53:01 · 14 answers · asked by Geo78 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Absolutely brilliant. Best joke I've heard in ages!!

2006-09-26 11:32:23 · answer #1 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0 1

Hohohoho.

2006-09-26 11:44:17 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Glenn 5 · 0 0

Tee Hee Hee.

2006-09-26 11:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Better luck next time

2006-09-26 11:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 0 0

Very good

2006-09-28 23:24:51 · answer #5 · answered by born2survive 2 · 0 0

a toy car

2016-03-27 11:56:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

i'm sorry but this joke just didn't work for me

2006-09-26 11:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 0

ha ha ha I realy like that one

2006-09-26 12:10:42 · answer #8 · answered by pat e 4 · 0 0

lol very good

2006-09-26 13:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeah, good one

2006-09-26 20:56:36 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

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